Hey! Welcome to the Comedy Central Website . It’s got all the usual crap you’d expect from a comedy website: cats, lists, fails, memes, geeky in-jokes about Star Wars. It’s basically a brilliant place to waste a shedload of your time.
We also have a bunch of LOLs we filmed exclusively for you, our idiot audience. Check out stuff like The Mayor Of Kentish Town, Alan McNee’s World Cup Report and Computer Demands Answers. You’ll laugh so hard your eyeballs will fall out of your ass.
Also, we are the only place anywhere in the UK or Europe or, like, most other places in the world where you can see the cream of Comedy Central’s US shows – like Key & Peele, Inside Amy Schumer and The Colbert Report. What? You’ve never heard of them? Well then you are even stupider than we thought.
Sure, there are other websites that are funny. But do they have… actually, to be honest, they probably do have pretty much the same stuff as us. Only not as fast or sexy. Look, whatever, you might like it, you might not. Take it or leave it basically.
Oh, we also have a TV channel that shows The US Office and Friends and that.