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This Facebook Troll Used Adele Lyrics The Way They Truly Deserve To Be Used

Monday, July 4, 2016 - 13:36

Adele is badass. This is fact.

She sang to 100,000 people at Glastonbury last weekend, swore 33 times, stole a doll from a young crowd member and burped in another fan's face. COULD YOU DO THAT AND GET AWAY WITH IT?

(No. No is the answer. Don't fucking try this. What's wrong with you).

Her lyrics are equally ballsy, and you might have noticed an ~internet fad~ for people to hijack them in totes lol conversations, then post the confused exchange for all the world to see.

We've seen it on Tinder and the like - but now a Facebook scammer's fallen victim to the trend and woah, mama, it's funny.

Frank Flemming Jensen, from Denmark, was chillin on Facey B minding his own bizniz when a lady suitor got in touch to tell her she was *really* feelin' his vibes, if you know what I'm saying:

Adele Lyrics Are Totally Perfect For Trolling Facebook Scammers

Next time someone tries to scam you on Facebook, you might want to think about using Adele lyrics to troll them. Worked for this dude...

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Seriously, this couldn't be more perfect.

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I mean... did she write these especially for this purpose?

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Blimey, some people do *not* get sarcasm.

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This physically hurts to look at.

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So many ~emotions~

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*Sigh*

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Too. Much.

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*Eyes glaze over*

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*Wails incoherently*

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*DEEP BREATH FOR THR FINAL CHORUS*

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Carpool Karaoke Moments That Will Make You Seethe Wilth Jealousy

James Corden has the Best Job In The World, fact. These Carpool Karaoke moments make us hate him a little bit. OK, a lot. REMEMBER ADELE'S NICKI MINAJ IMPRESSION?!:

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FOR GOD'S SAKE JAMES, WE LOVE SELENA MORE THAN YOU.

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That time The Red Hot Chilli Peppers turned up and they all got naked.

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Just gonna leave this here.

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Mariah Carey being a total diva as per. Then deciding to not be a total diva as per, because JAMES CORDEN'S LIFE IS PERFECT.

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STEVIE GODDAMN WONDER CALLED HIS WIFE AND SANG TO HER.

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THEN JAMES GOT AWAY WITH MAKING A BLIND JOKE LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE COULD: "Are you sure you're alright to drive?"

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Chewbacca Mom took the internet by storm and popped up on James' show a few days later - with JJ Abrams in tow. Casual.

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And what about Jason Derulo showing up to bust some moves?

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90s pop punk icon and eternally cool person Gwen Stefani did an impression of her favourite emoji, for god's sake.

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Then Julia Roberts and George Clooney turned up because honestly, this shit is bananas (b-a-n-a-n-a-s).

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Remember when Jennifer Lopez taught him how to sexy dance? And *didn't* throw him out of the vehicle when she saw his attempts?

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AND WHEN HE TEXTED LEO DICAPRIO OFF HER PHONE AND HE ACTUALLY REPLIED AND CALLED HER 'BOO BOO'?! That. happened. That actually happened.

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Rod Stewart. And A$AP Rocky. Because what is reality, anymore?

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James and Chris Martin, having some casual lemonade. Casually.

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We have no words at this point.

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Wedding dresses and Iggy Azalea. Of course.

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James breathed the same air as Demi Lovato AND Nick Jonas. HOW IS THIS FAIR?

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Let's just circle back to the time he got Adele in his car. Adele. And SANG OVER HER.

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Jennifer Hudson singing her order for a cheeseburger at the Drive Thru. Totally normal. AND STILL SINGING OVER HER.

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Remember Elton John? The diva who's super involved with preserving his image? Yeah.

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Sia. You know, that perennially hard-to-pin-down writer and singer who hides her identity at all costs? Singin' away in the front seat. Sure.

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We wore this hat in Carrie Underwood's presence. This is all.

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*Dies*

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