Amy Schumer Just Outed Her Own Secret Wedding And Oh My God
One of our favourite, #fartoorelatable quotes from badass Amy Schumer is THIS gem:
So you can imagine our surprise when the comedian-turned-movie star posted a bunch of MAGICAL WEDDING PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM.
Not another pithy joke or all-too-real message about gun control - but GLORIOUS PHOTOS OF HER OWN, VERY REAL, YES-THIS-HAPPENED, WEDDING.
Schumes married her partner Chris Fischer (a chef - seriously, this woman is doing life right).
In true Amy style, she shared a note that said: "No, I'm not pregnant. And no gifts but thank you for asking. Instead please consider a donation to Everytown for gun safety."
Congratulations, guys. We wish you a lifetime of happiness (even if we're more alone than ever out here. If you need us we'll be in the bar with one of those giant wine glasses).
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