Amy Schumer Recited The Funniest and Cutest Wedding Vows EVER
If you weren’t aware (who are you and where the hell have you been hiding?), Amy Schumer is now married!
The newlyweds were shown to us in a whole new light yesterday after Amy took to Instagram to post the most ADORBS vid of her and her hubby Chris Fischer.
After Chris recites a few super heartfelt vows himself:
"I love you, Amy," he said. "You bring happiness and joy to every part of my life. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. I love you with every piece of my heart."
Amy follows with a hilarious-and beautiful, speech:
"I just wanted to plug some of my road dates," she joked, before getting sentimental. "People are wondering, ‘Why the rush? Why so fast?' And it's because I truly can't wait another second to be your wife. I love you."
We’re not crying. You are.
Check them out here:
But it wasn’t ALL lovey-dovey. Amy revealed to Nikki Glaser in an SiriusXMin interview that:
"Mine sucked! I thought mine were good, I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard."
You’re not alone Amy, they made us cry too!
"I remember a joke from yours," said Nikki Glaser. "You go, ‘You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me feel loved, you make me food.'"
Food = Happiness.
"In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I'll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won't.' And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f--king loser.' It was all like, awful sh-t. All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him."
Well, from our side it looked perfect.
We wish them the best!
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