The Dos & Don'ts Of Dating As Illustrated By Amy Schumer's Trainwreck
Dating is tough, we all know that, but there are a few simple things to keep in mind that will make finding a S/O a little easier. Y'know, if that's what your heart desires and all that. Alternatively you could get a dog.
Anyway, since she went there and made all the mistakes for you, we decided to use Amy Schumer and her Trainwreck co-stars to illustrate your dating dos and don’ts. Y’ALL READY FOR THIS?!
DO recognise when you’re dating a total loser just because you don’t want to be alone.
DON’T discount the nice guy (or girl). Nice is GOOD.
DO try not to drink too much on the first date. But if you do, whatever, it's probably because they were dull af.
DON'T worry if you didn't follow the old 'no sex on the first date' rule. If they don't text, that's their problem.
DO make time to debrief with your buddies.
DON’T take their opinions as gospel; make your own.
DO try to embrace the hobbies of the person you're dating.
DON'T lose yourself in the process. You're already fabulous.
DO remember that honesty is the best policy.
DON'T model your relationship on your parents'. That's just weird.
DO identify when you’re being ridiculous and apologise for it.
DON’T underestimate the power of a grand romantic gesture. Even if that gesture is a dance routine and you’re left horribly out of breath afterwards.
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