8 Cartoon Animals That Are Massively Disappointing in Real Life
What you want: A feather-lined purple rocket who looks death in the face and laughs.
What you get: A sparrow that forgot to comb his hair.
What you want: An insane brown tornado that sounds like it's simultaneously coughing, burping and farting.
What you get: A teddybear that was rejected for being too tame.
What you want: A wise-cracking, pizza-munching martial artist.
What you get: A rock with legs.
What you want: A wholesome, loveable buddy who's good with a mop.
What you get: A tiny disease-ridden thief who eats your cereal when you're asleep.
What you want: A lightning-fast blue streak who pilfers diamonds from moustachioed villains.
What you get: A chubby little recluse who's too full of warm milk and bread to manage anything more than a brisk shuffle.
What you want: A big, cuddly buffoon who lives in a crazy undersea kingdom.
What you get: A lifeless crusty paperweight that doesn't even have a catchphrase.
What you want: A hyperactive avian machine with a weirdly infectious laugh that gets up to all kinds of madcap escapades.
What you get: A bird that literally just pecks wood.
What you want: A goofy aquatic superhero that's all mouth and no trousers
What you get: A sponge.
The Comedy Lovers Christmas Gift Guide 2018
Get some LOLs in your life this Crimbo.
The Impractical Jokers Spill The Beans On Season 7 Christmas Finale
"Who knows, Santa may show up or may not, we'll see!"
New Look Just Released A Range Of Friends Christmas T-Shirts
Here's to a lousy Christmas, and a crappy new year!
2-4-1 Cinema Tickets To See Some Christmas Classics
Home Alone, The Muppet Christmas Carol, Elf, Bad Santa and more at the BFI!
Dude! Stoner Saturdays Are Coming to the BFI
Under 25? You can get in for just £3
RuPaul Hints Trixie Mattel SHOULDN'T Have Won All Stars Amid Elimination Changes
"I didn't count on the other girls who came back being so vindictive [to Shangela]!"
The First Toy Story 4 Trailer Reveals A Dangerous New Character
"Somebody get him before he pokes an eye out!"
Rick And Morty Just Had Their Most Deadly Secret Revealed
This is twisted.
Elle McPherson Sets Record Straight On Rumours She Regretted Starring In Friends
"Had I known how successful it was before going, I think I would have chickened out because it was such an iconic show."
Which WTF Advent Calendar Will You Choose This Crimbo?
Dog food, gin, and even cheese! We've got it all covered...
Here's Every Single Detail Released About The Impractical Jokers Movie
The HUGE pranks, the wrap cake, the DIRECTOR'S CHAIR? This is all too much...
Oh. My. God! Ugly Naked Guy Called For A Friends Reunion
HE TALKED ABOUT THE POKING DEVICE.
Emotional Tom Hanks Had To Turn His Back On Toy Story Creators During Final Scene
He called the final movie "a moment in history'.
Ed Helms’ Most Memorable One-Liners
“Hey Phil, Am I missing a tooth?”
Primark's New £14 Friends Pyjamas Are Just Like Rachel's Iconic Loungewear
The checks! The socks! The catchphrase!
50 Super Weird, Crazy Fun Things To Do In London
Come sniff Amy Winehouse's poo. We dare you.
Amazing Shows, Gigs And Plays You Can't Miss In 2018
From comedy to cabaret, fill up your calendar...
18 Weird And Wonderful Things To Do This Christmas In London
'Tis the season to be (very, very) jolly...
Horrifying Halloween Hook Up Stories
"He was dressed as an ambiguous German youth..."
12 Halloween Costume Ideas For True Friends Fans
These are way, way better than 'Spud-nik'.