8 Cartoon Animals That Are Massively Disappointing in Real Life
What you want: A feather-lined purple rocket who looks death in the face and laughs.
What you get: A sparrow that forgot to comb his hair.
What you want: An insane brown tornado that sounds like it's simultaneously coughing, burping and farting.
What you get: A teddybear that was rejected for being too tame.
What you want: A wise-cracking, pizza-munching martial artist.
What you get: A rock with legs.
What you want: A wholesome, loveable buddy who's good with a mop.
What you get: A tiny disease-ridden thief who eats your cereal when you're asleep.
What you want: A lightning-fast blue streak who pilfers diamonds from moustachioed villains.
What you get: A chubby little recluse who's too full of warm milk and bread to manage anything more than a brisk shuffle.
What you want: A big, cuddly buffoon who lives in a crazy undersea kingdom.
What you get: A lifeless crusty paperweight that doesn't even have a catchphrase.
What you want: A hyperactive avian machine with a weirdly infectious laugh that gets up to all kinds of madcap escapades.
What you get: A bird that literally just pecks wood.
What you want: A goofy aquatic superhero that's all mouth and no trousers
What you get: A sponge.
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