22 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About God Creating Animals
Animals, yeah? Bloody animals. Thing about the world, right, is that there're just so many animals! Turn a street corner - animals. Lift up a rock on a hot summer's day - animals. Go to a zoo - animals. But just take a moment and think about animals, yeah? They're proper weird.
But how did animals come to be?
Some people will tell you that animals were created by a process of natural selection, where environmental factors slowly changed basic organisms' characteristics, allowing them to adapt to and thrive in the ecosystems in which they found themselves. But you and me, we know that 'evolution' is a pile of shit. We know that God created all creatures great and small. What's more, he'd definitely had a brew or two at the time, amirite? Seriously, just look at the Platypus...
So, here they are, 22 hilariously perfect descriptions of God's animal creating process.
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