Every product ever invented can be improved with bacon
Bacon Flavoured Baby Formula<span style="line-height: 20.7999992370605px;">
Start as you mean to go on: screaming bacon-ey defiance at a world where far too few things are made of bacon.
Bacon Air-Freshner<span style="line-height: 20.7999992370605px;">
For that bacon freshness on the go.
Oh, you want something not made of bacon, like ketchup? And what time's mommy picking you up from school?
Only the greasey power of bacon can heal your wound.
If you have to wrap something around your pork, why not pork?
Show affection to your loved ones by tasting of bacon.
Bacon Toilet Roll
If even if you haven't eaten bacon the previous day, you'll feel like you have.
This is healthier than fried bacon, but don't let that put you off, it's also much faster.
Bacon Ice-Cream</span><span style="line-height: 1.6;">
Technically licking raw bacon is not recommended by health professionals, so this will have to do.
Got a meeting in 5 with lumberjacks? Pop some of these and they'll hire you on the spot.
Bacon and chocolate are probably the second and third best things in the world. After bacon chocolate.
Unfortunately you can't put bacon in your spreadsheets. But that doesn't mean you can't put spreadsheets in your bacon.
Nothing slips down the throat as easily as bacon, right? Wrong, as long as you use bacon lube.
Bacon and beer are probably the second and third best things in the world. After bacon beer.
Off for a big date? Do you smell of bacon? No? Well, better lather up.
The perfect cure for a bacon hangover.
Bacon water tablets
A great way to take the most basic life necessity on the planet, and add some water to it.
For when your bacon needs a little extra bacon.
If dentists handed these out then no one would be afraid of fillings.
Got a little bacon stuck in your teeth? Cool, now get more!
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