WATCH: Beyoncé's Ponytail Will Find You, And It Will Kill You
You may be aware that a braided ponytail has been touring the world in a collection of concerts going by the name of 'Formation'.
The hair's attached itself to a little-known singer called Beyoncé, who was more than happy to tag along and copy the braid's vicious dance moves in an effort to raise her profile.
this ponytail needs to stay. pic.twitter.com/2X2fi8yiwU
— beyoncé posts (@beyonce_posts) July 8, 2016
Fans were terrified.
Beyoncé did not come to play with you hoes with this ponytail!!! pic.twitter.com/9IXFMofUut
— bday puss ✨ (@DillonJaden) July 7, 2016
Mainly of what would happen if they ever cheated on their SOs (or dared to get a hair cut):
I could literally feel Beyoncé slapping the taste out of my mouth with that ponytail. pic.twitter.com/tg5ON5Jh9i
— (dr-ix) (@iamdryx) July 13, 2016
Poor Queen B can barely keep up, but lord knows she's trying.
Beyoncé's ponytail is a weapon of mass destruction pic.twitter.com/29OY0kdnU2
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) July 12, 2016
Hang in there Bey! You'll make it on your own some day, we just know it!
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