Nine celebrities with perfect names for knuckle tattoos
Not only does the M*A*S*H star have an ideal name to get inked on his hands, a massive 50% of it would be made up of the letter A.
The former England striker doesn't have his name tattooed on his knuckles, but if he ever chose to, it would fit perfectly.
Brad Pitt has a few tattoos, although they're overshadowed by his wife's ones. If he ever wanted to steal her inky thunder, his knuckles would be a perfect start.
Barry Humphries is 80 years old, so unlikely to get a first tattoo. If he had a moment of madness in Camden, though, he could do a lot worse than immortalise his most famous comic creation on his elderly skin.
Rock stars are covered in tattoos, and Eric Idle is the closest that Monty Python have to one – well, he sings the most.
Whenever you see him in interviews, John SImm seems like the nicest man in the world. If he ever wanted to rough his image up a bit, this'd do it.
If he was pleased with how this looked, he could get TAKE THAT done on the knuckles below.
The star of Sharknado and American Pie isn't as famous as she once was, but having her name written on her hands would ensure everyone knew it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's arms are so big that nobody ever looks at his hands. If you did, you'd notice he has six fingers and a thumb on his right hand, and a massive fourteen fingers and a thumb on his left. Hollywood's full of secrets.
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