11 Mind-Bending Stoner Thoughts That Make Far Too Much Sense
1. Why do they call it a ‘building’ when it is already built?
2. What language would you think in, if you were deaf?
3. If you’re waiting for a waiter, does that not make you the ‘waiter’?
4. Why is bacon called 'bacon', and cookies 'cookies' when you cook bacon and bake cookies?
5. If oranges are called oranges, then why do they not call lemons, ‘yellows’?
6. Do clothes in China say ‘Made down the road, mate’?
7. If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?
8.What if instead of “fighting for peace”, we peace for peace?
9. When butterflies are nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?
10. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
11. If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, why the fuck did it fall off in the first place?
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