15 Stand-up Comedians' Best One-Liner Jokes
The one-liner is, in some ways, the ultimate expression of comedic art. In other ways, a dog wearing sunglasses poking its head out of the window of a moving car is the ultimate expression of comedic art, but that's another story.
The one-liner is a tight, lean, knock-out punch of a joke. When they're good, they're as funny as an hour of blistering free-form stand-up, but all compacted into about three seconds.
Some comics are real masters of the art, so we rifled through their bins, and in between the empty Pot Noodles and jizzy tissues, we found some of their best one-liners. So here they are, jizzy tissue-free. Mostly.
Stand-up Comedians' Best One-Liner Jokes
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