A Naked Brangelina Conjoined Twin Waxwork Is Being Sold On eBay
Brangelina are no more.
While the rest of the world quietly gets over the shock by stalking the poor couple in the Sidebar Of Shame and watching that old Friends rerun where Brad Pitt looked super hot, one guy dealt with his grief in a very unique way.
He built a life size, stark-bollock-and-fufu-naked waxwork of the couple, as if they were conjoined twins, using real human hair and glass eyeballs. Like you do, when a couple you've never met breaks up.
In his own words, to:
"Commemorate the iconic celebrity uncoupling with this unique Waxwork Sculpture". Of course. Interestingly, it's listed as a 'religious item' and there's a strict no returns policy. We'll leave you to ponder that for a bit.
Wanna hear more? Course you do.
"Meticulously modelled and crafted from mannequin grade speciality wax with real human hair and Glass eyes. Height 103 cm. (Over half life-size) She holds her finger to her lips, he crosses his fingers behind his back."
Oh... oh wow. Anything else?
"Please note that this item has a reserve price of £10,000.00".
0 bids have been placed so far. That's all folks. We're literally speechless. See ya.
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