Beyoncé Proved She's Human By Sneezing, The World Collectively Freaks Out
Beyoncé sneezed. Yes, Beyoncé sneezed. There's literally nothing else to this story than the fact that a woman - a famous woman, yes - convulsively expelled air from her lungs through her nose.
But you wouldn't know that from the world's reaction.
I'm lowkey mad Beyonce didn't sneeze at the Toronto show too. Yes, I know how ridiculous I am.
— DaenGerys TarGaryen (@MimieZaforas) June 8, 2016
Beyoncé sneezed and the whole stadium said God bless you honestly my goals
— vicky⭐️ (@littlecawns) June 8, 2016
During Tuesday night's Formation gig in New York City, our little BeyBey let out the teeniest little sneeze. A few things to note:
1) She did it into the crook of her arm, just like someone who works in the food service industry. That's nice. That's polite.
2) That's it. That's all there is to note. The woman sneezed.
Nonetheless, it's important to mark this momentous occassion, which is why we're giving all of you the rest of the day off. Go on, go tell your boss.
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