North West Lost The Entire Contents Of Kanye's New Album And His Reaction Was Peak Weird
Over the last year, we've all learnt some stuff about Kanye West. He likes anal play. He thinks Bill Cosby is innocent. He would really, really appreciate a cash loan of $1 billion from Mark Zuckerberg, so he can continue to bless us with his creations.
You may think the rapper sounds a bit out of touch, but we can forgive him (apart from the Cosby thing), because he only bought a mobile phone five years ago.
Yep, the biggest rap star of our generation (sorry Dappy) has only known the joy of emoji and face-swapping since 2011, when he finally purchased a phone (probs a diamond-encrusted Motorola Rzr, because why else would you bother). For what purpose? To troll Kim Kardashian about her then-husband Kris Humphries. Cute.
‘I got a phone because somebody decided they wanted to marry Kris Humphries,’ Kanye explained on Kocktails With Khloe.
‘I wasn’t up to anything, and I looked on the internet, and there was Kim Kardashian with some extremely tall person, and I was like, “I need to call her or something”.’
He continued: ‘I started sending her pictures of certain basketball players that used to be cool, that now they wear their pants all the way up to here. Like, ‘This is your future!”.’
Once he'd successfully ended that blip in Kim's relationship trajectory, he put and ring on it and made two baby Kimyes - one of which isn't a fan of his music.
‘Kanye had every single rap in his iPhone before he started really working on Pablo [his latest album] and then North flushed it,’ Kim explained during the show.
'They could not be retrieved — we sent it to, like, four places.'
And how did Yeezy react? Buy another phone, to troll Kim about her terrible children? Nah. He didn't even care.
‘He didn’t even get mad. I would have at least screamed, cried.’
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