9 Burning Questions We Have About Zayn Malik's First Solo Video
Zayn Malik dropped his first solo music video Pillowtalk this morning and GO ON, WATCH IT. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONES ABOUT WANTING TO WATCH IT:
Good, now that's over with we thought we'd sit and break down the absolute utter nonsense of the video (not the song though, we erm... we... YOU CAN'T PROVE WE LIKE IT, OKAY?). Here are 9 things that make absolutely no sense in the video:
1. Why is Gigi Hadid crying blood?
IS IT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO PERRIE, ZAYN?
2. Is this or is this not your little sister's Year 9 art project?
Top tip: you're not supposed to silhouette the neck.
3. Why does Zayn pronounce better 'bedder'?
It's a bedder day, bedder day, BEDDER DAY!
4. Why is Gigi Hadid melting?
And why does she look so unphased by it?
5. WAS PERRIE NOT SACRED AT ALL?
6. Why are you crying black, Zayn?
Is it cos you miss the boys? You really should go to a doctor about that.
7. HOW R DERE 131 FOUSAND FUMBS UP N ONLI 64 FOUSND VIEWZ?
8. Honestly though mate, what is this?
9. How can we get this person the help they need?
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