The Week In Silly Celebrities
Hi, I'm the intern here at at Comedy Central and I've been asked to write about the silliest celeb pictures of the week.
I said yes, but I'm a bit worried, because I don't really watch movies or television. I'm also not from the UK, so I don't recognise any of the British people they tell me are famous. So please, cut me some slack with this article. I tried to find the funniest pictures I could and will do my best to explain them for you.
I don't want anyone to be disappointed, but I also didn't want to get fired by telling my boss I don't know anything about comedians or musicians. Just bear with me, for Christ's sake.
This man seems to be dressed as a cartoon character for a Halloween event. His appearance is not outwardly scary, so I assume there is some kind of horrifying back story to this character. Possibly the 'M' on the hat stands for 'murderer'? This would be an unusual punishment, but possibly an apt one if they had indeed committed such a heinous crime.
If this is the case I hope this choice of costume was not inappropriate for a public event.
This photograph was clearly taken just moments after the grinning woman punched her male companion in the face. He seems fairly unperturbed, in fact, he actually seems deliriously happy. Maybe the photographer was at a convention for those with strange fetishes?
I have many questions about how this photo came to be. All I know is that the man is a celebrity of some kind. Unless the cardboard cut-out of a child is famous for some reason? I have heard about things called memes, where images gain fame in their own right.
Is the priest boy a meme that has travelled the world by plane?
Aha! The man in the picture is the same as the man on the cover of the book, so I can confidently tell you all that his name is Alan Carr. Unfortunately, I don't know who that is.
He is having a great time, though, isn't he? He must really be enjoying the book he wrote.
This woman, draped in finery, is having her bike fixed by two world-famous bike repairers. I hope they did a satisfactory job and that she is able to ride around London without any worries. I would take my bike to their shop, if I had one.
Well, that's it. We got through it.
That felt okay, actually, so I hope you all enjoyed seeing some very famous celebrities doing various things and I sincerely hope that I don't have to do this again next week.
RELATED: The Funniest Pictures Of The Week
The One With Russ' Turns 23 Today And It's Still Weird AF
Almost a quarter of a century later, we still don't get it.
Elle McPherson Sets Record Straight On Rumours She Regretted Starring In Friends
"Had I known how successful it was before going, I think I would have chickened out because it was such an iconic show."
Which WTF Advent Calendar Will You Choose This Crimbo?
Dog food, gin, and even cheese! We've got it all covered...
Here's Every Single Detail Released About The Impractical Jokers Movie
The HUGE pranks, the wrap cake, the DIRECTOR'S CHAIR? This is all too much...
Horrifying Halloween Hook Up Stories
"He was dressed as an ambiguous German youth..."
This Fresh Prince X Goosebumps Theme Tune Mash Up Will Clear Your Cobwebs
The Fresh Prince Of HELL Air! It's got a ring to it...
Best Reactions To (Not) David Schwimmer's Blackpool Crime Incident
Ah, humour based on his pain...
Everything We Know About The Impractical Jokers Movie So Far
UK premiere, anyone?
8 Amazing Facts We Learned From Murr's Reddit AMA
Fame, friends, and romance, ooh la la!
Primark's £5 Christmas Decorations Will Jingle Your Bells
Saw Santa Claus. He said hello to Ross!
Friends Fans Spotted A Massive Blunder With Monica's Wedding Dress
"They're as different as night and... later that night."
The Royal Baby Should Be Named After These Friends Characters
Halloween Cartoons To Spook The Heck Out Of You
Rachel Green Almost Looked A LOT Like Saved By The Bell's Kelly Kapowski
Greens do not quit!
Impractical Jokers' Murr Is Now A Best-Selling Author, FACT
We certainly feel AWAKENED by this news...
Friends Creator Reveals Joey Wasn't The First Choice For A Friends Spin Off
He wasn't even the second...
Friends Halloween Episodes We Wish Had Happened
Could he HAVE any more needles sticking out of his face?
The Best London Theatre Shows & Events To Book In 2018
Time to get cultured, y'all...
Artist Makes Amazing 3D Miniatures Of The Coolest TV & Movie Sets
Friends, Seinfeld, The Addams Family and more!
Um, No, Kim Jong-un Didn't Kidnap Jennifer Aniston
*Confused face emoji*.