The Week In Silly Celebrities
Hi, I'm the intern here at at Comedy Central and I've been asked to write about the silliest celeb pictures of the week.
I said yes, but I'm a bit worried, because I don't really watch movies or television. I'm also not from the UK, so I don't recognise any of the British people they tell me are famous. So please, cut me some slack with this article. I tried to find the funniest pictures I could and will do my best to explain them for you.
I don't want anyone to be disappointed, but I also didn't want to get fired by telling my boss I don't know anything about comedians or musicians. Just bear with me, for Christ's sake.
This man seems to be dressed as a cartoon character for a Halloween event. His appearance is not outwardly scary, so I assume there is some kind of horrifying back story to this character. Possibly the 'M' on the hat stands for 'murderer'? This would be an unusual punishment, but possibly an apt one if they had indeed committed such a heinous crime.
If this is the case I hope this choice of costume was not inappropriate for a public event.
This photograph was clearly taken just moments after the grinning woman punched her male companion in the face. He seems fairly unperturbed, in fact, he actually seems deliriously happy. Maybe the photographer was at a convention for those with strange fetishes?
I have many questions about how this photo came to be. All I know is that the man is a celebrity of some kind. Unless the cardboard cut-out of a child is famous for some reason? I have heard about things called memes, where images gain fame in their own right.
Is the priest boy a meme that has travelled the world by plane?
Aha! The man in the picture is the same as the man on the cover of the book, so I can confidently tell you all that his name is Alan Carr. Unfortunately, I don't know who that is.
He is having a great time, though, isn't he? He must really be enjoying the book he wrote.
This woman, draped in finery, is having her bike fixed by two world-famous bike repairers. I hope they did a satisfactory job and that she is able to ride around London without any worries. I would take my bike to their shop, if I had one.
Well, that's it. We got through it.
That felt okay, actually, so I hope you all enjoyed seeing some very famous celebrities doing various things and I sincerely hope that I don't have to do this again next week.
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