Apparently Miley Cyrus is a puppet of the Obama administration. Obama signed a law allowing the government to hold prisoners indefinitely without trial around the same time as the infamous VMAs which changed Miley’s image forever. Just think about it.
Not sure if you’re aware, but Nicolas Cage is a vampire and there’s proof - a picture of Cage hanging out during the Civil War. Maybe that’s why his performance in National Treasure was so believable - he’s seen all the artefacts before!
This just in: The Beatles never existed. At least not as we know them. The members of the most popular boy band in the history of popular music were in fact a mix and match of different musicians over the years.
And finally, the biggest conspiracy theory of them all: ALL celebrities are puppets controlled by a collective of shapeshifting reptoids from space called the Illuminati, and every time you see a triangle it is their doing. You’re welcome.