Chris Ramsey's All-Time Funniest One-Liners
Chris Ramsey is a brilliantly funny man and we've only gone and given him his OWN TV SHOW, right here on Comedy Central!
My house turns into a lawless wasteland while I'm away pic.twitter.com/k95o8IMp2x
— Chris Ramsey (@IAmChrisRamsey) September 25, 2016
Set in his basement (not as creepy as it sounds, promise), Chris and his famous mates (Jimmy Carr, Joey Essex AND Ed Gamble, to name a few) have to complete a series of tasks - that get weirder and weirder as time goes by.
Until the show starts (10pm on 11th January!) check out a bunch of his funniest one-liners:
The Very Best One-Liners From Chris Ramsey
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CHRIS RAMSEY SAYS HE CAN FIGHT 100 HORSES AND WIN:
Chris Ramsey Claims He Could Fight 100 Horses (And Win)
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