21 Inappropriate Xmas Decorations We Dare You To Put On Your Tree
Tinsel? Baubles? Chocolate coins? Get with it, Granddad! Add a little hipster edginess to your tree with these fashionably anti-festive ornaments...
1 Hey, Santa. How you doin'?
2 What a, er... 'beautiful' baby
3 What's more Christmassy than a machine gun-toting foetus?
4 Winnie the Phwoar!
5 Merry Shitmas and a crappy Poo Year
6 Trick Granddad into thinking he's having a horrific WW2 flashback hallucination
7 No Crimbo tree is complete without some fatty fast food...
8 ...and a six-pack of brewskis to wash it down with
9 Mrs Rudolph doesn't look too impressed with her sozzled hubby's lovemaking
10 Santa, however, is quite the sexpert
11 As is Gingerbread Man. Pull your finger out, Rudolph!
12 "Get yer laughin' gear round THAT, snowman!"
13 That's no way to thank Santa for all your pressies
14 Hunky Topless Gay Cop was actually the little-known fourth Wise Man
15 Don't expose Cool Santa's elderly genitals until Christmas day - it's bad luck!
16 What child doesn't dream of glimpsing Santa's bloody brain and severed spinal cord, coming down the chimney?
17 Deeply arousing on SO many levels
18 Santa's bare arse, farting at you, incessantly. Merry Christmas!
19 It's a sorry state of affairs when Santa feels the need to militarise his operations
20 This, frankly, looks like a nipple
21 While this, let's be honest, is reminiscent of some balls
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