23 Chuck Norris facts that still blow our minds
1. Sharks brag about Chuck Norris bite scars
2. Chuck Norris can swim through land
3. Chuck Norris once had a bet with Superman, the loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside
4. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
6. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet. The bear isn’t dead; it’s just too scared to move
8. Chuck Norris played Rock, Paper, Scissors with a mirror and won
9. Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry
10. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
11. Chuck Norris has a third fist hidden in his beard
12. Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is hiding
13. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he pushes the earth down
14. Chuck Norris doesn’t get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost
15. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life
16. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
17. Ghosts sit around fires telling Chuck Norris stories
18. Chuck Norris can split and atom with a roundhouse kick
19. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity… twice
20. The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out
21. Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder
22. If you say Freedom three times into a bald eagle, Chuck Norris will appear
23. Chuck Norris and Abe Lincoln once had a rap battle to determine the fate of America
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