28 Chat-Up Lines That Have Literally Never Worked
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my tummy that makes me think I should take you out.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet arse.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Hi, I’m Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
You know where that dress would look great? My bedroom floor.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
You make me wish I was cross eyed, so I could see two of you.
Do I know you? You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You've got something on your bum – my eyes.
Are your parents artists? Because you're a masterpiece.
Do you work for the Post Office? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I think you dropped something… My jaw.
Shall I call you in the morning or just roll over and nudge you?
You're so pretty, your bone structure is giving my bone structure
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
Are you here to meet a nice guy, or will I do?
I've lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I was a fly, I'd land on you, because you're the shit.
This Friends-Inspired 'Pivot' Tutorial Will Change Your Life
25 Super Weird, Crazy Fun Things To Do In London
Come sniff Amy Winehouse's poo. We dare you.
Bryan Cranston Auditioned For Pineapple Express But Judd Apatow Thought He Wasn't Scary Enough
"Maybe the Breaking Bad people would have said, “not him, he always plays drug dealers.”
This Epic Rick & Morty Green Screen Tattoo Will Give You Chills
WHO DID THIS?!
Five Reasons You Need To Go To DragWorld This Month
Gentlemen, start your engines!
Jennifer Aniston Finally Reveals Which Friend Doesn't Want A Reunion
Who "doesn’t want to be asked that question any more"? FIND OUT HERE!
Quiz: Will You Make It Through Festival Season?
Will you survive through to September?!
Quiz: How Many Festival Cliches Have You Committed?
We've pretty much been there and done all of them…
David Schwimmer To Appear In New Will & Grace As Grace's Bae
Amazing Shows, Gigs And Plays You Can't Miss In 2018
From comedy to cabaret, fill up your calendar...
Actress Who Played Chandler's Dad Felt 'Unwelcomed' By Friends Cast
'Unwelcoming and cliquey'... what?!
It's Time To Revisit This Cringey Windows 95 Video Starring Rachel And Chandler
"Look Matty! I'm computing!"
This Windows 95 Themed Instagram Is The Ultimate Nostalgia-Trip
The Expectation v Reality Of Summer Festivals
What you expect v what you really get at all your favourite summer festivals…
British Festivals v American Festivals: How Do They Compare?
Glasto or Coachella? Creamfields or EDC?
Sketch And Theatre Shows To Catch At The Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2018
Drag queens and quartets and show tunes... oh my!
Primark's Range Of £4 Friends Make Up Bags Is Incredible
Just don't let Ross apply your eyeshadow...
Seth Rogen Shares All The Pineapple Express Gossip 10 Years After The Film's Release
Title origins, injuries and a whole lot of pot...
Die Hard Friends Fans Are Split On Whether A Reunion Should Happen
Reboot means reboot.
Cole Sprouse AKA Ben Geller Is The Same Age As Jennifer Aniston in Friends Series 1, WTF
The One Where We're Old And Decrepit