28 Chat-Up Lines That Have Literally Never Worked
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my tummy that makes me think I should take you out.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet arse.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Hi, I’m Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
You know where that dress would look great? My bedroom floor.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
You make me wish I was cross eyed, so I could see two of you.
Do I know you? You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You've got something on your bum – my eyes.
Are your parents artists? Because you're a masterpiece.
Do you work for the Post Office? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I think you dropped something… My jaw.
Shall I call you in the morning or just roll over and nudge you?
You're so pretty, your bone structure is giving my bone structure
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
Are you here to meet a nice guy, or will I do?
I've lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I was a fly, I'd land on you, because you're the shit.
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