17 Olympic Events Disney Characters Would OWN
Like an inspiring bout of tonsillitis, Olympics fever gripped the nation yet again.
Across news feeds, Twitter feeds, and office TVs around the world, everyone tuned in and pretended they knew what the hell makes a great dressage competitor. But seriously, well done Charlotte Dujardin for whatever the hell it is you did.
But what if... WHAT IF your favourite Disney characters could compete? What events would they choose? WHAT COUNTRY WOULD THEY COMPETE FOR, IS DISNEY A COUNTRY!?
Here are 17 events Disney characters would absolutely OWN!
Disney Character's Owning Olympic Events
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