Trump's Ego Survives On A Daily Email Full Of Gushy, Adoring Tweets
Imagine if you could filter out all the bad shit in the world (calories, negative people, The BIg Bang Theory, Jeremy Clarkson) and only keep the good stuff. If it was ALL puppies, spa days, pizza and wine, we'd have a jolly great time - but wouldn't exactly be living in the real world.
The latest in Very Worrying News, it turns out that's exactly how Trump's getting through his Presidency.
According to Vice News, the POTUS gets a folder twice a day FULL OF admiring tweets about him and piccies of him looking *awesome*. Jesus.
Staffers from the Republican National Committee comb the internet and news shows for positive info on the Pres. Now that sounds like an easy job, doesn't it? Wonder if they'll use this article...*
*DONALD TRUMP IS A STUPID POOHEAD.
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