Trump Jr Tweets Proof Of Russian Collusion And The Internet Goes Into Meltdown
Another day, another story about an absolutely astounding f*ck up. But today, avid readers, it’s from Trump’s son, imaginatively named Donald Trump Jr, rather than his father.
If you haven’t been keeping up with the political ups and downs since Trump got into office, let us explain. In the run up to the election, Hillary Clinton’s emails were leaked, implying some sort of wrongdoing on her account. An investigation took place, proving nothing, but ultimately may have affected the outcome of the results.
After this email scandal, and Trump’s close relationship with Putin, lots of people suspected that Russia may have had something to do with the email leak, and may have been working with Trump.
Intervention of a foreign adversary has been on the cards for a while but no one had any proof.
If only there was someone with access to sensitive information, at the heart of the administration, with a rudimentary - nay - terrible understanding of what is and isn’t treason that could help out…
Enter, Donald Trump Jr. Just yer average son of a president, leaking extremely sensitive information potentially proving that Russia had something to do with the election results.
Trump Jr. tweeted this:
Here is page 4 (which did not post due to space constraints). pic.twitter.com/z1Xi4nr2gq
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 11, 2017
Well, in this absurd reality where the children of the president are literally tweeting proof of treason, the internet went into meltdown.
Especially those who had been investigating the story for a year:
The son of the president just released the smoking gun and the people are laughing about it on the news.
— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) July 11, 2017
I chased this story for a year and he just...tweeted it out.
— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) July 11, 2017
I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.
— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) July 11, 2017
Like. I spent hours and days and weeks and months. And his son just, hit tweet.
— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) July 11, 2017
I'm not entirely convinced I'm not having a break from reality.
— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) July 11, 2017
In fact, everyone seemed to go into a little meltdown:
THERE IS LITERALLY AN EMAIL WHERE RUSSIA OFFERS TO COLLUDE WITH THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND TRUMP JR SAYS ABSOLUTELY LETS SET UP A MEETING
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) July 11, 2017
Gmail nails it again pic.twitter.com/JdpF48QOVq
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) July 11, 2017
DON JR: ok so I hav this email, it says i did it
LAWYER: damn, ok. just don't show anyone
DON JR [lookin up from twitter]: don't b mad
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 11, 2017
Tiffany would have at least deleted the email
— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) July 11, 2017
TO: donjr@trump.org
FROM: spy@russia.ru
SUBJECT: Fwd: E-vite to TreasonHello, Mr. Junior. Am Russian from. Have serious information good
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) July 11, 2017
Trump then proceeded to try and make it seem like nothing was wrong ??????? and said that his son was a “high quality person.”
BREAKING: President Trump calls son Donald Trump Jr. `a high-quality person,' applauds `his transparency'
— The Associated Press (@AP) July 11, 2017
Which then obviously resulted in even more savagery from le internet.
Me at the birth of my son, tears in my eyes, pride in my heart: "My god, he's high quality"
— Colin Jones (@colinjones) July 11, 2017
*Takes moment to catch breath*
Everything is absurd.
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