The Definitive Ranking Of Drunk History Drunkenness
Series 2 of Drunk History has been a blast and we're gutted to say the last episode airs Wednesday, 10pm.
We've seen Emma Bunton shout the C word, Jack Whitehall declare himself a 'F*CKING LEGEND', Greg James run around with a giant black dildo, Michelle Keegan vomit live on camera, and Vicky Pattison in more clothes than ever before.But just how boozy did our storytellers, aka the country's best professional comedians, get? They were some of our most unreliable narrators ever, coming out with all kinds of bollocks. Here's our definitive ranking of Drunk History Drunkenness:
15. Charlotte RitchieWhat we drink on a typical night out, tbh.
14. Nish KumarNot bad... but also not great.
13. Isy SuttieProsecco = classy, sambuca = sassy.
12. Tom DavisHe's a big guy (6ft 7), we reckon he could have handled more.
11. Jessica KnappettA fair effort. Enough alcohol to give you courage to dance with your auntie at a cousin's wedding.
10. Elis JamesSadly, Elis got beaten by his mate John Robins, but Elis did maintain more dignity, so maybe he is the true winner.
9. Josie LongA very... interesting... choice of drinks, here.
8. Tom CraineThe minimum amount of booze we need to cope with our famillies over Christmas.
7. Chris RamseyHe may have just stuck to one drink... but he had truck-loads of it (well, 16 pints).
6. Tom ParryThere is so much mixing of drinks here. He was probably drunk enough to enjoy a night at an Oceana.
5. Iain StirlingThe level of drunkenness where you make best friends with the bouncer that's just thrown you out of a bar.
4. John RobinsThere was a bucket on set for this one, just in case...
3. Matt RichardsonHe was wasted. Let's hope he didn't call up an ex in the Uber home.
2. Ed GambleHis finest moment? Burying his head into the sofa shouting, "fucking Nazis!"
and the drunkest... drum roll please...
1. Tom Rosenthaland... Bloody hell!!
(Also, yes, he totally vomited).
Catch the finale of Drunk History on Comedy Central, Wednesday at 10pm.
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