The Most Outrageous Moments From Geordie Shore Drunk History
Drunk History is back every Wednesday at 10pm, starring Jack Whitehall, Emma Bunton, Michelle Keegan, Catherine Tate, Greg James, Jamie Laing, Vicky Pattison and bloody loads more.
To celebrate the return of seriously sozzled celebs and stories, we got our favourite Geordie Shore cast members wasted (nothing unusual there) and asked them to retell some classic tales.
First, Holly Hagan told the story of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn. But only after downing eight double vodka and cokes and a shot of tequila.
Oh, and doing a big burp.
She forgot what year it is.
She referred to Anne Boleyn as "the biggest cocktease in history".
She imagined how the Tudors spoke. And tbh, we hope she's right.
Next, Gaz Beadle chugged one bottle of Rose and five double vodka and red bulls, before telling the story of how Ian Fleming wrote the story of James Bond.
Things got a bit emotional, when he compared Ian Fleming's love for Ann Charteris to him and Charlotte Crosby.
He showed his admiration for Ian Fleming. Gaz, a fan of literature. Who would have thought?
Catch the Drunk History: Geordie Shore special on MTV UK, Tuesday 23rd February at 10pm!
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