Turns Out Hitler Had A Disgusting Sexual Fetish
Here are just some of the sexual rumours that have befallen Adolf Hitler since his death in 1945:
- He only possessed one testicle
- He commanded a tiddly micro penis
- He was impotent
- He refused to touch his partners while having sex, and remained fully clothed
- He was either gay, bisexual, asexual, or a paedophile
We find it so easy to accept any rumour about Hitler, regardless of proof, on the basis that he’s the biggest dickhead who ever lived.
But are we prepared to believe, as revealed today by a wartime US Intelligence report, that Hitler was a coprophiliac, and enjoyed sexual gratification from being pooped upon?
The clear answer is: yes. We are prepared to believe it with our whole hearts.
According to the Mirror, American spy bosses wanted to know what revved Hitler's engine and so delved into his personal life.
The book they produced, 'A Psychological Analysis of Adolf Hitler His Life And Legend’, revealed how Hitler’s "practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation.”
No wonder he decided to start the Brown Shirts. He didn’t have any other colours left in his wardrobe.
Much of it is drawn from the testimony of one of Hitler’s enemies within the Nazy Party, Otto Strasser, who told OSS interrogators that the Nazi dictator forced Geli Raubal to urinate and defecate on him.
As far as propoganda goes, Otto knows his stuff. If only we’d gone one step further…
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