Turns Out Hitler Had A Disgusting Sexual Fetish
Here are just some of the sexual rumours that have befallen Adolf Hitler since his death in 1945:
- He only possessed one testicle
- He commanded a tiddly micro penis
- He was impotent
- He refused to touch his partners while having sex, and remained fully clothed
- He was either gay, bisexual, asexual, or a paedophile
We find it so easy to accept any rumour about Hitler, regardless of proof, on the basis that he’s the biggest dickhead who ever lived.
But are we prepared to believe, as revealed today by a wartime US Intelligence report, that Hitler was a coprophiliac, and enjoyed sexual gratification from being pooped upon?
The clear answer is: yes. We are prepared to believe it with our whole hearts.
According to the Mirror, American spy bosses wanted to know what revved Hitler's engine and so delved into his personal life.
The book they produced, 'A Psychological Analysis of Adolf Hitler His Life And Legend’, revealed how Hitler’s "practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation.”
No wonder he decided to start the Brown Shirts. He didn’t have any other colours left in his wardrobe.
Much of it is drawn from the testimony of one of Hitler’s enemies within the Nazy Party, Otto Strasser, who told OSS interrogators that the Nazi dictator forced Geli Raubal to urinate and defecate on him.
As far as propoganda goes, Otto knows his stuff. If only we’d gone one step further…
All The Best Quotes From Drunk History
Comedy Central1 of 12
Comedy Central2 of 12
Comedy Central3 of 12
Comedy Central4 of 12
Comedy Central5 of 12
Comedy Central6 of 12
Comedy Central7 of 12
Comedy Central8 of 12
Comedy Central9 of 12
Comedy Central10 of 12
Comedy Central11 of 12
Comedy Central12 of 12
Rick & Morty’s Szechuan Sauce Could Be Returning To McDonald’s SOON
Did You Ever See James Corden And Kevin Hart's Rap Battle, Though?
'Go home jokey smurf!'
Phi Phi Got Stuck To Peppermint On Stage And We’re Gagging
HOW HAVE WE NOT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW?
Quiz: Which Impractical Joker Should You Marry And Have Beautiful Babies With?
Quinn for the win.
Here's All The On-Set Drama You Never Knew Happened On Friends
Lisa Kudrow thought she'd get fired, Matt Le Blanc left the show and Jen An? Where do we start...
This Add-On Builds The ENTIRE Friends Universe In The Sims
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
Amy Schumer, Trevor Noah & Jon Stewart To Host This Year's Clusterfest
This year's comedy festival will be bigger than EVER!
Impractical Jokers Moments That Are Actually Too Awkward To Watch
Remember when Sal spooned a customer in IKEA?
Amy Schumer Just Outed Her Own Secret Wedding And Oh My God
“All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.”
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux's Split Sparks WILD Brad Pitt Rumours
Anyone else hyperventilating into a paper bag right now???
RuPaul & Broad City's Ilana Glazer And Abbi Jacobson Did Valentine's Day RIGHT
All you need is yourself (and your bestie).
Zach Braff And Donald Faison Took Valentine's Day To The Next Level
25 Weird And Wonderful Things To Do London This Winter
Laugh, cry, eat and dream your way into Spring.
The Incredibles 2 Teaser Is Here And Fans Are LIVING For It
Grab your supersuit.
Comedian Angela Barnes Was Left The Cutest Valentine's Day Treasure Hunt
Okay, maybe we DO need a Valentine...
ATTENTION! Could This Friends Movie Plot Justify A Reunion?
Fans are begging for Joey to get married.
These 'Roses Are Red' Poems Will Make You Glad You're Single
Who needs a significant other anyway?
Will Smith Slams Haters With Hilarious 'La Bamba' Video
He knows everything.
RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3 Has The BEST Memes Yet
We're *gagging* for them.
Crowds Of Friends Fans Try To Get Into Monica And Chandler's Apartments Every Day
Restaurant workers have to explain where Central Perk really is...