Who will be the Beast to Emma Watson's Beauty?
PROS: Classically trained actor, looks like a giant bear
CONS: Is 78 years old so the sexual tension between them will be lacking at best and a bit unsettling at worst
Yu Zhenhuan, aka "King Kong"
PROS: Guinness World Record holder as the hairiest man alive, cool nickname
CONS: Lacks star power, untested actor
Paul "The Big Show" Wight
PROS: Has pre-existing fanbase from WWE, already has action figures available
PROS: Has played the role before, in a 1987 TV series
CONS: Looks like Lion-O
Beast from the X-Men
PROS: Is used to answering to the name Beast, has the gravitas and comic timing of Kelsey Grammer
CONS: The character rights currently belong to Fox rather than Disney, which'll mean loads of paperwork
PROS: Got booed after winning the WWE Royal Rumble last weekend so can empathise with the Beast's vulnerability, looks like a big monster
CONS: Is pretty much a massive hunk
PROS: Owns a lot of clothing with "BEAST" written on (owns a fashion label by that name, in fact), has 8 million YouTube subscribers which'd take care of the marketing
CONS: Would require tearing him away from FIFA for a while, which seems unlikely
The Bee Gees
PROS: Lots of hair, would know their way round the musical numbers
CONS: Falsetto singing wouldnt seem right, also they're 66% dead
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