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15 New Obsessions That'll Help You Fill The Tennis-Shaped Hole In Your Heart

Monday, July 17, 2017 - 14:29

Well, it's official. After two weeks of non-stop tennis action, WIMBLE is Romeo DONE.

But what the hell are you supposed to spend your days obsessing over now?

We have a few ideas...

15 Hobbies To Help You Get Over That Wimbledon Obsession

Well, it's official. After two weeks of non-stop tennis action, WIMBLE is Romeo DONE. But what the hell are you supposed to spend your days obsessing over now? We have a few ideas...

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Now's the time to get back into music, and do some much needed summer playlist cleaning.

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And with all that TV watching you're probably a few shades short of a tan. Why not leaf through a book in the park?

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Or, if you're completely done with the sun, why not head to the cinema to catch a film or two?

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You could always start seeing your friends again. We hear people like going for drinks.

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Or you could always go out on some dates (it's important to focus on your love life).

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Pets make great distractions from the disappointments and horrors of life, so why not get a dog.

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Or go on holiday.

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Now that your eyes aren't slyly sliding over to that minimized iPlayer window in the corner of your desktop, maybe you can actually do some work for a change?

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Or, if work really doesn't appeal to you anymore, you could always retrain for a new career path.

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Now would be a great time to teach yourself something new, like learning more about history.

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Or art theory.

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Or cooking.

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Bees always need help. Get obsessed with bees.

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You could use the next eleven and a half months to finally work out exactly how long bread needs to be in your toaster for so it cooks for exactly how long you want...

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Oh, and if worst comes to worst, you could always try a new sport. Like, maybe, for instance, just as an idea, possibly TENNIS, THE GREATEST SPORT EVER INVENTED!?

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You Will Also LOL: 15 Tennis Puns That Are A Grand Slam

15 Tennis Puns That Are A Grand Slam

Wimbledon mania is sweeping the nation once again, so we decided to think of a bunch of ace tennis puns you're bound to love...

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OOF.

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Also works as a great comeback to man-spreaders - e.g. Are you heading to Wimbledon? Because I can see your ball, boy.

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MORAY, LIKE MURRAY. GEDDIT!?

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Tennish.

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Chained to the rhythm.

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*shouts from the back of the room "but they're paws"*

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That is some top (spin) punning.

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OH SNAP.

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Hnghhhhhhhhhh.

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Who wouldn't be?

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#Banter.

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Just the tip.

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HIYOOOOOOOOOO!

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Disgusting.

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