13 Terrible Happy Meal Toys That Definitely Didn't Make Anyone Happy
Going to McDonald's as a kid was an adventure on it's own. For those few minutes, you felt like you were in control of your own, tiny destiny. What will you have to drink? Maybe some chicken nuggets instead of a burger? Will you meet Ronald McDonald and will the Hamburglar be there? But most importantly, what toy will you choose to go with your Happy Meal?
And more often than not, the choice was really hard. You wanted to have them all, but could only pick one. That was definitely too much for your little brain to handle.
But there were also moments when a Happy Meal wasn't so happy. Moments, in which even as a child, you had to stop iin your tracks and ask yourself; "What the ever-loving fuck, McDonald's? WHAT THE FUCK?" Chocolate chips are one thing, but offering shitty Happy Meal toys is messed up on a whole new level.
13 Terrible Happy Meal Toys That Most Definitely Didn't Make Anyone Happy
Related: Happy Meal Toys That'll Hit You In The Nostalgia
Happy Meal Toys That'll Hit You In The Nostalgia
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