30 Things That Shouldn't Happen On Public Transport, But Did Anyway
Could it be coffee? Yes. Are we going to be the ones to find out? No.
Just a heads up: your seat isn’t supposed to be this comfy.
If you’ve got it, flaunt it. But please, do it somewhere else.
TFL will rue the day they removed the “…with poo” from their “Please do not obstruct the doors” announcement.
And, no – doing it over a seat doesn’t make it more acceptable.
To be honest, after seeing the last couple of pictures we don’t blame him.
Brilliant. Because there’s not enough human crap on the floor.
There is no romance left in my marriage. That’s right, take a picture.
Dude, you know what’s totally bitchin’? A complete disregard for other people’s personal space.
All it takes is some controlled breathing and a little self-discipline, and you too could unleash your inner twat.
FYI: When the driver said you need to change at Victoria, he just meant change trains.
Although on second thoughts, an emergency change of clothes might not be such a bad idea.
You forgot to zip your flies. Also, you forgot to bring your flies.
Seriously, it’s in your interests to keep everything tucked in.
This guy’s figured it out.
We don’t know which is more insulting: the lack of care they’ve taken over their shopping, or the tip they’ve left for the cleaner.
Y’know, just because some people were born luckier than others, that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve a ticket.
Every kid has their Christmas illusions crushed at some point. But not like this, Santa. Not like this.
This seat is reserved for those less able to stand – although it doesn’t say on how many legs.
Yep, that’s a dead shark. Or, more accurately, a ‘photo opportunity’.
You’d think there’d be a lot more space around this guy. But hey, a seat’s a seat.
Although if you see this lady getting on, you might want to consider giving yours up.
Does anyone else think the designers put that gap there on purpose?
Via Funny World
She knows that’s in there, right?
Why waste time chopping onions at home when you can release their tear-inducing gas into a confined public space?
“Please wake me up at Yuyuan. Also, change my nappy at Jiangsu Road, because I have no concept of personal responsibility.”
Smart car, dumb passenger.
Please move down inside the carriage. Preferably without asphyxiating us all.
At least he’s not in the way.
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