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Headlines That Will Make You Despair For Humanity

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  • Probably don't.
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  • We've all been there, mate.
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  • In the words of Chandler Bing: WOOP-AH!
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  • The error is never the crime. The error is always the-putting-of-the-crime-on-Facebook.
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  • Paste this to primary school walls, because here, kids, is your definition of irony.
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  • This would be funny if he wasn't DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BECOMING LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD.
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  • The 1600s had Shakespeare, but we have this.
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  • Flawless logic, here.
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  • WHAT THE EVER LIVING NONSENSE IS THIS.
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  • At least this story isn't interest free.
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  • Definitely worth a shot.
    Reddit r/newsofthestupid
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  • :(
    Reddit r/newsofthestupid
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  • Even Spicy Chilli Chicken flavour?
    Reddit r/newsofthestupid
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  • Okay, tell me more about those cheesecakes.
    Reddit r/newsofthestupid
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  • Maybe she meant: "Stop! Domestic violence"?
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  • No amount of Werther's Originals will ever make up for this.
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  • Well, shit.
    Reddit r/newsofthestupid
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  • BREAKING BREAKING BROKEN.
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  • Thanks, Obama.
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  • Cus if you like the way you lawyer that much, then baby you should go and sue yourself.
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  • We can forgive her if it was Chinese.
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  • Now that's just b-e-a-utiful.
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  • Et tu, Miiisisssippppiii?
    Reddit r/newsofthestupid
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  • Good. Okay.
    Reddit r/newsofthestupid
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  • YEAH, POKE WITH TEARS BECAUSE DOBBY HAD TO DIE.
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  • Doesn't that just make you feel toasty?
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  • Get in, Putin.
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  • Hmmm. No problems with this, actually.
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  • JUST TELL US WHY.
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  • Well, it's an idea.
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  • Bonus point: Ethics.
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