Headlines That Will Make You Despair For Humanity

Probably don't.

We've all been there, mate.

In the words of Chandler Bing: WOOP-AH!

The error is never the crime. The error is always the-putting-of-the-crime-on-Facebook.

Paste this to primary school walls, because here, kids, is your definition of irony.

This would be funny if he wasn't DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BECOMING LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD.

The 1600s had Shakespeare, but we have this.

Flawless logic, here.

WHAT THE EVER LIVING NONSENSE IS THIS.

At least this story isn't interest free.

Definitely worth a shot.

:(

Even Spicy Chilli Chicken flavour?

Okay, tell me more about those cheesecakes.

Maybe she meant: "Stop! Domestic violence"?

No amount of Werther's Originals will ever make up for this.

Well, shit.

BREAKING BREAKING BROKEN.

Thanks, Obama.

Cus if you like the way you lawyer that much, then baby you should go and sue yourself.

We can forgive her if it was Chinese.

Now that's just b-e-a-utiful.

Et tu, Miiisisssippppiii?

Good. Okay.

YEAH, POKE WITH TEARS BECAUSE DOBBY HAD TO DIE.

Doesn't that just make you feel toasty?

Get in, Putin.

Hmmm. No problems with this, actually.

JUST TELL US WHY.

Well, it's an idea.

Bonus point: Ethics.