16 Shrieks Of Despair Every Vegetarian Will Recognise
1 Your mates went for pizza but they left you out because they didn't think vegetarian pizza was a thing.
2 Your best friend just gave you some soup that secretly had chicken in it because "it's good for you and anyway you liked it".
3 The waiter assures you the special fried rice is vegetarian and then gives you a plate covered in shrimps.
4 You have to explain that fish, and lobster, and prawns are all meat.
5 The internet goes on about bacon. Constantly.
6 You're at the start of a four-hour family car journey and someone says "what if they died of natural causes?"
7 A friend made a point of inviting you to their dinner party and then spent the whole time berating you for not wanting the pork loin.
8 And the "special meal" they cooked you is a plate of cauliflower with a bit of vinegar on it.
9 You find out that your favourite restaurant "always" puts bacon on the curly fries but chops it up so small it looks like pepper.
10 You want to revisit your childhood but can’t find veggie jellybabies.
11 Your partner didn't think the chips looked very healthy so they ordered you a salad instead.
12 You go on holiday to a place where vegetarians don’t exist.
13 It's Christmas, and your mum put your special Tofurkey in the oven at 4am with the real one.
14 Also, the sprouts are covered in bacon and the roast potatoes were cooked in turkey fat.
15 Your mother insists this is a 10-year phase you’re going through.
16 You're trapped on a desert island with a pig, thus validating every stupid question you've ever been asked.
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