Everyone Is Freaking Out Over This Medium Rare Chicken Meal
Sobriety. Dieting. Jogging. It's January, we get it, you're trying that whole #NewYearNewMe thing, and so far it's going pretty good (though we wouldn't bet on you surviving pancake day)...
But the socialsphere was set alight last week when an Australian Facebook user posted a pic of her latest #EatClean recipe...
Just made chicken medium rare chicken strips. They're so good can't believe ive neever tried it like this before. Can't...
Raw. Fucking. Chicken.
Obviously people were quick to pile in to say 'wtaf you idiot you can't eat raw chicken you will literally hecking die u moron FUCK', but tbh it seems like Morgan was in on the joke from the very start.
On one post that warned her of the very real risk of contracting salmonella poisoning, the gourmet joker replied "its [sic] chicken not salmon?".
Can we cancel white people? pic.twitter.com/RAirHUTSgK
— Nikki Jane (@_champagneangel) January 8, 2017
News of the FOUL recipe quickly SPREAD ITS WINGS on TWITTER, where many were quick to label the CHICK a CLUCKING fool.
MEDIUM RARE CHICKEN STRIPS THATS RAW SFHVJHBKJ ITS NOT EVEN REMOTELY COOKED
— where is tsumugi🔍🤔 (@plantdroid) January 11, 2017
Kids? Don't try this at home...
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