19 Takeaway Orders That Went Horribly Wrong
There's no feeling in the world quite like waiting for a takeaway.
And whether Chinese food or pizza is your thing, a decent order can induce either otherworldly levels of euphoria or deep, dark emotions. So what do you do when it goes wrong?
You upload it to the internet, that's what.
1. The chopstick
"Ordered Chinese takeout and asked for chopsticks. On the phone, the lady asked "how many chopstick you need?" Assuming she meant how many pairs do I need, I said one. This is what happens when you assume." - Niqalye, Reddit
2. The pepperoni pizza
Well, they weren't technically wrong.
3. The d*ck
We'll never know if it was accurately labelled.
4. The other d*ck
Unless this was what was inside.
5. This half-hearted bag
"Thanks, we guess."
6. This sorry sight
A modern tragedy.
7. This misfortune
We see what the restaurant was trying to do there.
8. This beautiful artwork
Important: Are those antlers or arms?
9. This crime
"I left the pizza you ordered in front of your door. You are passed out right now so I hope you get it." - MasterPierce, Reddit
10. These buns
11. This STD
But which one? We love a surprise.
12. This request to "draw an alien"
13. This 'chicken'
Gee, thanks for letting us know.
14. This colourful order
"Got this in my takeout a little while ago. Yeah, that's my name." - djenuch, Reddit
15. This overjoyed coffee takeaway box
Is... Is it mocking us?
16. This forkless wonder
Sorry isn't good enough.
17. This urgent demand
18. This undercooked order
Ah, that's why.
19. This request to "write something funny"
Screw it, we still refuse to actually cook.
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