These Adidas Pizza Shoes Need To Just Not
But people - we need to take a good, hard look at ourselves. In this world where boundaries are blurring - between the real and the unreal, between politics and celebrity culture - need we continually combine pizza and clothes?! NEED WE?!
BECAUSE THESE PIZZA TRAINERS ARE REALLY, SERIOUSLY UGLY.
Feast your eyes on this monstrosity:
It’s even worse than that pizza bikini that wanted you to encase your genitals in dough and sauce, but maybe not quite as bad as that hairy chest swimsuit, which still gives us nightmares.
Luckily, the Ultra Boost pizza trainers will not be infiltrating your local shoe shop, as are a one-off design created by Jen Mussari with Refinery29, with each design representing a different state.
Here’s West Virginia, for example:
And for some reason New Jersey got stuck with the pizza one.
Despite their ugliness, all profits go to Women Win, a UN affiliated organisation that uses sports to empower women. Which makes the utter awfulness of the trainer a little easier to take. Just.
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