These Adidas Pizza Shoes Need To Just Not
But people - we need to take a good, hard look at ourselves. In this world where boundaries are blurring - between the real and the unreal, between politics and celebrity culture - need we continually combine pizza and clothes?! NEED WE?!
BECAUSE THESE PIZZA TRAINERS ARE REALLY, SERIOUSLY UGLY.
Feast your eyes on this monstrosity:It’s even worse than that pizza bikini that wanted you to encase your genitals in dough and sauce, but maybe not quite as bad as that hairy chest swimsuit, which still gives us nightmares.
Luckily, the Ultra Boost pizza trainers will not be infiltrating your local shoe shop, as are a one-off design created by Jen Mussari with Refinery29, with each design representing a different state.
Here’s West Virginia, for example:And for some reason New Jersey got stuck with the pizza one.
Despite their ugliness, all profits go to Women Win, a UN affiliated organisation that uses sports to empower women. Which makes the utter awfulness of the trainer a little easier to take. Just.
THE BEST OF BOB'S BURGERS:
12 PIZZA PEOPLE WHO TRULY PROVED THEIR LOVE:
12 Pizza People Who Truly Proved Their Love
The Mirror1 of 12
Guinness Book Of World Records2 of 12
TheOnion.com3 of 12
World Record Academy4 of 12
HuffPost5 of 12
6 of 12
Dumpaday.com7 of 12
Miley Cyrus Instagram8 of 12
9 of 12
Alison Nastasi Flavorwire10 of 12
Reddit User milez130511 of 12
Every Comic Con Trailer Ranked By Holy S**t-ness
Kingsman? More like SCHWINGsman...
Erm, Guys, This Harry Potter Bath Bomb Turns Water To Jelly
"Come seek us where our voices sound, we cannot sing above the ground."
McDonald’s Is Releasing A Promo Clothing Line And It’s Pure Sauce
Bury me in a McMuffin hoodie.
7 Times You Missed Friends Foreshadowing Its Celeb Guest Stars
The Fresh Prince Basically Predicted What Old Will Smith Would Look Like
We are shooketh.
These Predictions Of What The Friends Cast Will Look Like In 2024 Will Leave You Shook
"She'll be puffier."
These Hilarious Welsh Place Names Are Worth The Severn Bridge Toll
We can't wait to get to Three Cocks...
Oh Great, Now McDonald's, KFC & Burger King Serve Poo Too
NO MORE FAECES PLEASE
This ‘Stranger Things’ Barb Shrine At Comic Con Is Incredible
Gone but not forgotten.
How To Win Every Board Game Without Even Trying
It's time to nail down the Monopoly board because that table getting flipped...
19 TV-Themed Tattoos Only True Telly Heads Will Understand
Can't think of a tattoo idea? Why not Zoidberg?
People Don’t Know How To Feel About This Candy Floss Ice Cream Burrito
Grandma Inadvertently Throws Shade At Her Grandson In This Adorable Thank You Note
"He is so rude to me sometimes."
Remy The Rat Is Cooking Up A Storm In NYC
Little Chef, is that you?
The Story Behind *That* Awful Job Ad
Turns out one of the owners of the Tea House Theatre is a bit of a dick.
This 'Correct Names' Twitter Account Will Blow Your Mind
WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
The KFC Clothing Line Is Finger Lickin' Good
Winner winner chicken drumstick socks.
Harry Styles And Chandler Bing Are More Similar Than You Think
It's all to do with one physical similarity...
9 Iconic 90s Bangers That Are Long Overdue A 2017 Makeover
If Sisqo can come back, then so can Eiffel 65...
You Need To See Daniel Radcliffe's Original Audition For Harry Potter
Daniel Radcliffe cannot stop cringing...