This Burger Restaurant's 'Healthy Options' List Is Brilliantly Brutal
We've all gone out to eat with the intention of 'just getting a salad', knowing deep down the chances of us ordering something healthy are as high as Kanye West writing a tweet that makes sense.
One burger restaurant has capitalised on our love of naughty food, making no pretence that you should come to them for a balanced meal. This is a place for indulgence, and they won't hear otherwise (we like 'em already).
Hot sandwiches come with kettle chips, side orders include truffle fries, onion rings and coleslaw. NOM. And the healthy options? Well...
They do say honesty is the best policy, and we couldn't agree more. If you need us, we'll be jazzercising off the Pauls Reuben we just had for lunch...
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