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21 Things Matt LeBlanc Could Do With His Life After He Quits Top Gear

Thursday, June 30, 2016 - 17:36

Things are not looking good for Top Gear, ladies and gentlemen. The once-beloved TV show just can't catch a break.

First, there was the Jeremy Clarkson kerfuffle. And now rumour has it Matt LeBlanc and Chris Evans are having problems getting along. According to Joey, Evans is a tool. Go figure.

But since the show is only sporadically funny anyway, maybe quitting wouldn't be such a bad thing for Matt. Just think of the things he could do with his newly-found free time!

21 Things For Matt LeBlanc To Do When Top Gear Dies

Set up a committee and start petitioning for an *actual* Friends reunion to happen.

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Do a fugly commercial in Japan.

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Go back in time and make sure Joey, the Friends spin off, never happens.

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Spend his wealth on a 1:1 replica of Hogwarts.

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Create a dating app called How You Doin’.

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Pick up crocheting.

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And set up his own shop on Etsy.

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Actually start his own show about cars because why the fuck not?

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Start a YouTube channel where he eats large amounts of food in front of the camera.

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Try (and inevitably fail) to stop people from thinking of him as Joey off of Friends.

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Enter a Joey off of Friends look-alike competition and come in last.

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Star in a reality show in which he helps Chris Evans become a better person.

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Star in a reality show in which he and Chris Evans help Jeremy Clarkson become a better person.

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Visit Aberystwyth.

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Start collecting Beanie Babies.

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Have a cheeky Nando’s.

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Create a Change.org petition to bring back 10p Freddos.

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Cook a Sunday roast.

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Kick Nigel Farage in the... shin.

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Become the new PM.

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Retire, finally.

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Related: Matt LeBlanc's Still Got It And Here's Proof

Matt LeBlanc's Still Got It And Here's Proof

When he suggestively ate a hot dog and vegetarianism died out forever.

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When he pranked David Schwimmer on the Friends set, but everyone was too busy checking out his pecs.

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When Taylor Swift casually invited him to visit her at work.

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When he asked for a selfie with a Game Of Thrones legend but Emilia Clarke came out looking like the fangirl.

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When Kate Beckinsale fell at his feet and he wasn't afraid to crow about it.

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When he starred in All My Children, and we just wanted to bear All His Children.

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When this fan made this extremely valid observation.

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When he managed to make The Stig look unattractive, and that is a seriously hard thing to do.

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When he grew this weird stubbly beard thingie and we still wished we were a box of popcorn instead of human.

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When he grew an even bigger beardy thingie and Jennifer Aniston still gazed into his eyes like Ross never goddamn happened.

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When IMDb did not lie.

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When he beasted this Friends promo shoot back in the 90s.

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When his hair turned grey and oh, oh, oh wow.

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When he starred in a Coca Cola advert and we were reduced to literal liquid.

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When Jennifer and Courteney couldn't hope to contain their adoration behind the scenes on Friends.

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When a legion of his fans used his own chat up line on him (and he wasn't even all dressed up).

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When his fans *actually* said they want to get to know him, NOT Joey.

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When the Jimmy Burrows tribute/Friends reunion Youtube page focused on one topic only (and David Schwimmer, what *was* the deal, dude?)

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When he showed his tough side and flipped off Jimmy Kimmel for eating his Emmy award announcement slip. Grr, fiesty.

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But his best flirting was reserved for Lisa Kudrow.

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Shooting the same Top Gear scene, Chris Evans looked like an albino fisherman, and Mat did his country proud.

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When THIS was his goddamn Twitter pic.

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When he cracked out a red leather jacket and black polo number for the red carpet and managed to make it work.

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When Rebel Wilson found out about Joey's hand song and became putty in HIS hands.

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When he reminded the world of his love for Lisa and Twitter had absolutely no chill.

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When he reduced strong, powerful Khaleesi to THIS, with one cuddle.

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Aaaaaaand this.

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