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21 Things Matt LeBlanc Could Do With His Life After He Quits Top Gear

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Thursday, June 30, 2016 - 17:36

Things are not looking good for Top Gear, ladies and gentlemen. The once-beloved TV show just can't catch a break.

First, there was the Jeremy Clarkson kerfuffle. And now rumour has it Matt LeBlanc and Chris Evans are having problems getting along. According to Joey, Evans is a tool. Go figure.

But since the show is only sporadically funny anyway, maybe quitting wouldn't be such a bad thing for Matt. Just think of the things he could do with his newly-found free time!

21 Things For Matt LeBlanc To Do When Top Gear Dies

  • Set up a committee and start petitioning for an *actual* Friends reunion to happen.
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  • Do a fugly commercial in Japan.
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  • Go back in time and make sure Joey, the Friends spin off, never happens.
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  • Spend his wealth on a 1:1 replica of Hogwarts.
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  • Create a dating app called How You Doin’.
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    5 of 21
  • Pick up crocheting.
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  • And set up his own shop on Etsy.
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  • Actually start his own show about cars because why the fuck not?
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  • Start a YouTube channel where he eats large amounts of food in front of the camera.
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  • Try (and inevitably fail) to stop people from thinking of him as Joey off of Friends.
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  • Enter a Joey off of Friends look-alike competition and come in last.
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  • Star in a reality show in which he helps Chris Evans become a better person.
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  • Star in a reality show in which he and Chris Evans help Jeremy Clarkson become a better person.
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  • Visit Aberystwyth.
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  • Start collecting Beanie Babies.
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  • Have a cheeky Nando’s.
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  • Create a Change.org petition to bring back 10p Freddos.
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  • Cook a Sunday roast.
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  • Kick Nigel Farage in the... shin.
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  • Become the new PM.
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  • Retire, finally.
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Related: Matt LeBlanc's Still Got It And Here's Proof

Matt LeBlanc's Still Got It And Here's Proof

  • When he suggestively ate a hot dog and vegetarianism died out forever.
    1 of 27
  • When he pranked David Schwimmer on the Friends set, but everyone was too busy checking out his pecs.
    2 of 27
  • When Taylor Swift casually invited him to visit her at work.
    Taylor Swift via Instagram
    3 of 27
  • When he asked for a selfie with a Game Of Thrones legend but Emilia Clarke came out looking like the fangirl.
    4 of 27
  • When Kate Beckinsale fell at his feet and he wasn't afraid to crow about it.
    5 of 27
  • When he starred in All My Children, and we just wanted to bear All His Children.
    6 of 27
  • When this fan made this extremely valid observation.
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  • When he managed to make The Stig look unattractive, and that is a seriously hard thing to do.
    8 of 27
  • When he grew this weird stubbly beard thingie and we still wished we were a box of popcorn instead of human.
    9 of 27
  • When he grew an even bigger beardy thingie and Jennifer Aniston still gazed into his eyes like Ross never goddamn happened.
    10 of 27
  • When IMDb did not lie.
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  • When he beasted this Friends promo shoot back in the 90s.
    12 of 27
  • When his hair turned grey and oh, oh, oh wow.
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  • When he starred in a Coca Cola advert and we were reduced to literal liquid.
    14 of 27
  • When Jennifer and Courteney couldn't hope to contain their adoration behind the scenes on Friends.
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  • When a legion of his fans used his own chat up line on him (and he wasn't even all dressed up).
    16 of 27
  • When his fans *actually* said they want to get to know him, NOT Joey.
    Matt LeBlanc via instagram
    17 of 27
  • When the Jimmy Burrows tribute/Friends reunion Youtube page focused on one topic only (and David Schwimmer, what *was* the deal, dude?)
    18 of 27
  • When he showed his tough side and flipped off Jimmy Kimmel for eating his Emmy award announcement slip. Grr, fiesty.
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    19 of 27
  • But his best flirting was reserved for Lisa Kudrow.
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  • Shooting the same Top Gear scene, Chris Evans looked like an albino fisherman, and Mat did his country proud.
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  • When THIS was his goddamn Twitter pic.
    Matt LeBlanc via twitter
    22 of 27
  • When he cracked out a red leather jacket and black polo number for the red carpet and managed to make it work.
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  • When Rebel Wilson found out about Joey's hand song and became putty in HIS hands.
    24 of 27
  • When he reminded the world of his love for Lisa and Twitter had absolutely no chill.
    25 of 27
  • When he reduced strong, powerful Khaleesi to THIS, with one cuddle.
    26 of 27
  • Aaaaaaand this.
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