A 22-Step Friends Guide To Achieving The Greatest Weekend Possible
Weekends are a precious, precious commodity.
48 uninterrupted hours of pure fun time. Unless you're working. Or you're busy.
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Well, luckily, we've put together a 22-step guide to help you make the most of your free time with Friends...
Okay, so it's the weekend. WOoOoOoOh! Yeeeeaaaaah!
There's not much you can't do on the weekend. Don't twerk in front of a baby, but apart from that you're golden.
First of all: look at all this FREE TIME you have ahead of you. Bask in it.
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Haters will set out to kill your vibe - like the housemate who wants you to shorten your shower to save money.
Others will actually ask you to do something with your weekend - like visit a museum or volunteer for a noble cause.
But you've already planned on hiding under your duvet and eating endless bags of Chipsticks. So what will you reply?
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Look at all of the laundry you need to do! Avoid it by wearing all of your dirty clothes at once.
But gasp! Someone's eaten your Muller Corner. It might have actually been you who did it, but now is the time for anger and blame.
Rectify the situation by trying to guilt trip your flatmate into cooking you a fry up.
And swear revenge when he says no.
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Immediately steal all of the food from their side of the fridge.
Sit by the window and watch sad people walk in the rain. Feel immense joy.
Pick up a good book.
Give up after a few pages. Dress up like a cheerleader because it's the weekend WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Realise that there was definitely something you needed to do this weekend.
And get it done in the quickest, most efficient way possible.
Or ditch it as soon as it becomes mildly inconvenient. Up to you.
Oh gee! You've just got a text from that human that you fancy. They've invited you round, and it sounds like they want to get freaky. Thing is, you've just ordered a Dominos.
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Think it over. Take all the time you need.
You chose food, didn't you?
Delivery guy brings too many garlic & herb dips. Decision validated.
Pizza? Check. Duvet? Check. Lack of any human interaction? Check. Congratulations, you just won your weekend.
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