David Schwimmer Is Appointed Head Of London Stock Exchange
It's the move NO ONE saw coming. London Stock Exchange has *finally* hired a new CEO after months of harried searching.
It's David Schwimmer.
That's right, the man who played our favourite intellectual slash elbow patch wearer slash bloke who tried to date his own cousin has got the recognition he deserves.*
*OK so it's actually a totally different guy with the same name, but man we enjoyed writing that headline.
That's all folks, literally all you're getting from us today. Until Phoebe Buffay launches her own massage parlour franchise, or Monica Geller gets a Michelin star restaurant, that is...
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