David Schwimmer Is Appointed Head Of London Stock Exchange
It's the move NO ONE saw coming. London Stock Exchange has *finally* hired a new CEO after months of harried searching.
It's David Schwimmer.
That's right, the man who played our favourite intellectual slash elbow patch wearer slash bloke who tried to date his own cousin has got the recognition he deserves.*
*OK so it's actually a totally different guy with the same name, but man we enjoyed writing that headline.
That's all folks, literally all you're getting from us today. Until Phoebe Buffay launches her own massage parlour franchise, or Monica Geller gets a Michelin star restaurant, that is...
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Almost a quarter of a century later, we still don't get it.
Elle McPherson Sets Record Straight On Rumours She Regretted Starring In Friends
"Had I known how successful it was before going, I think I would have chickened out because it was such an iconic show."
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"He was dressed as an ambiguous German youth..."
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The Fresh Prince Of HELL Air! It's got a ring to it...
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So many cute Mortys...
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Ah, humour based on his pain...
Everything We Know About The Impractical Jokers Movie So Far
UK premiere, anyone?
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Fame, friends, and romance, ooh la la!
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Saw Santa Claus. He said hello to Ross!
Friends Fans Spotted A Massive Blunder With Monica's Wedding Dress
"They're as different as night and... later that night."
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Rick & Morty Fans Watched An Episode With A Live Orchestra And It Looked Epic
Wubba lubba dub dub!
Halloween Cartoons To Spook The Heck Out Of You
Rachel Green Almost Looked A LOT Like Saved By The Bell's Kelly Kapowski
Greens do not quit!
Impractical Jokers' Murr Is Now A Best-Selling Author, FACT
We certainly feel AWAKENED by this news...
Friends Creator Reveals Joey Wasn't The First Choice For A Friends Spin Off
He wasn't even the second...
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Could he HAVE any more needles sticking out of his face?
The Best London Theatre Shows & Events To Book In 2018
Time to get cultured, y'all...