Greedy People, Listen Up: You Can Now Buy Joey's Thanksgiving Pants
"Joey, those are my maternity pants!"
"No no, these are my Thanksgiving pants!"
Who could forget Joey bursting into Monica's apartment to tackle eating an entire turkey by himself - aided by the elasticity of Phoebe's jazzy pregnancy pants? NO ONE. We've wanted a pair of our own ever since watching the episode back in 2001 (yep, you're old. It's cool, old people can still eat turkey).
Today's our lucky day, because a stuffing company called Stove Top has created a hilarious video promoting Actual. Thanksgiving. Pants.
That's right, jazzy prints and elasticated waistbands are a possibility for the Thanksgiving/Christmas/New-Year-and-still-carrying-a-little-holiday-weight period - just head to Thanksgivingpants.com.
Whoa—hey—wh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie? Ah, just cut me a little sliver. A little bigger. Little bigger. What, are you afraid you’re gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!
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