The 8 Best Worst Kisses From Friends, Ranked In Order
Friends? More like 'Friends With Benefits', right? or better yet, ‘New York Coffee People Getting Off With Eachother'.
Because Friends is, at its heart, a show about an impending orgy. Just watch the video above - Chandler and Rachel ALL OVER EACH OTHER BACK AT COLLEGE. FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT, HADN'T YOU?
The show is essentially friends kissing friends kissing friends, forever in the knowledge that, if anybody brought a bottle of Tanqueray to Central Perk, things would get very friendly indeed.
But nobody ever did - so we'll have to put up with this list of the greatest Friends smooches ever smulched. On International Kissing Day, no less!
8th - Chandler and everyone
The situation: Chandler has accidentally kissed his behind-the-scenes-beau Monica in front of the other girls. He recovers by snogging everyone on his exit.
Technique: Quick peck (?!) to the side of the mouth.
7th - Ross and Rachel
The situation: The last ever episode. Rachel has just stepped off her plane to Paris in order to declare her everlasting love to Ross.
Technique: Sloppy from Ross. Maybe it was the pressure, but we can't help but feel Rachel might be regretting her decision as Ross rubs his fish lips all over her chin.
6th - Chandler and Monica
The situation: Chandler proposes after a romantic storyline where he pretends not to want her, so she nearly cheats on him with Richard and... that's not romantic at all, is it. Still a good kiss, though.
Technique: Textbook kiss and rise, before transitioning to cuddle.
5th - Phoebe and Rachel
The situation: From 'The One With Rachel's Big Kiss'. After hearing about Rachel's drunken kiss with her old college roommate, Phoebe wants to give her a whirl. The result? "I've had better." Which leads us to...
Technique: Confrontational. Brutish.
4th - Phoebe and Joey
The situation: Joey's struggling to perfect a kiss for a show he's working on, so pleads with Pheebs to judge his technique.
Technique: A lot of arm action. Short but sweet.
3rd - Joey and Rachel
The situation: Remember when Joey and Rachel had a relationship? It was short-lived, but this kiss certainly wasn't - ELEVEN SECONDS IT LASTED! ELEVEN!
2nd - Rachel and Ross (again)
The situation: After witnessing a tragic tape of Ross gearing up to go to the prom with Rachel, before being discarded at the last minute, Rachel decides to rectify her ill by sticking her tongue down Ross' throat.
Technique: Double-palmed face grab.
1st - Chandler and Phoebe
The situation: Phoebe attempts to seduce Chandler in a bid to get him to admit his secret relationship with Monica. Chandler calls her bluff, resulting in the steamiest onscreen snog in TV history.
Technique: Ghastly. For sheer squirm factor, this wins hands down. Well done, everyone. Deceit and deception FTW, always.
The Friends Grooving To This Race 3 Star's Song Is Everything
Summer bop or what?
9 Reasons To Love England Even Though We're 100% Gonna Fail The World Cup
Anticipating a shameful World Cup result? These facts will (maybe) restore your faith...
Kathleen Turner AKA Chandler's Dad Says Friends Hasn't Aged Well
"I was the first woman playing a man playing a woman."
Friends' Biggest Cliffhanger Came From David Schwimmer Messing Up A Line
"I take thee Rachel" was an ACTUAL mistake!
UK Summer 2018 Festivals You Don't Want To Miss
We want to visit ALL OF THEM.
Friends Creators Declined A More Diverse Cast Than Six Straight White People
So no one told you life was gonna be this... straight? White?
This Fortnite Friends Parody Is The Stuff Of Gamer Dreams
Could this BE any geekier?
Courteney Cox & Lisa Kudrow Can’t Remember A Thing About Friends And It’s Pretty Embarrassing TBH
Oh. My. GOD.
Primark Has Released MORE Friends Pajamas And You Need Them Now
Another excuse to NAP.
The Myers-Briggs Personality Test Knows Which Friends Character You Are IRL
Find out if you're more of a Phoebe or a Ross.
STOP EVERYTHING: Friends Creator Reveals Ross And Rachel's Marriage Is Thriving In 2018
He told us what happened to Monica and Chandler, too...
10 Most Savage Jokes By Fantastic Female Comedians
Brb, just sellotaping our sides back together.
Superfan Works Out That Monica & Chandler Really Did Go For 'Wedding Scenario B'
Now, this is COMMITMENT.
Romesh Ranganathan, JaackMaate, Rob Beckett & More Freak Out Over Love Island
Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this point.
Real Friends: Jennifer Aniston To Be Maid Of Honour At Courteney Cox's Wedding
Rachel and Monica 14 years on....
The Friends Gang As Disney Characters Will Blow You Away
How good would an animated re-make be though...?
The Impractical Jokers Have Just Teased Their New Comedy Movie In A Big Way
We want to see it NOW.
Charlie Sheen Calls For Sitcom 'Two And A Half Men' Reboot And He Wants The Starring Role
Sheen bright like a diamond.
A Friends Fan Has Discovered Why Chandler Was Monica's 'Best Sex Ever' And We're Shook
When shower thoughts spark GENIUS.
13 Amazing Quotes From The Friends Cast Back In The 90s
"My fantasy is that Rachel and Monica start dating, fall in love and realise they've had it with men."