The Definitive Ranking Of Every Single Friends Character Ever
42. Alice Knight Buffay
Quite simply a sexual deviant.
41. Ross Geller
Despite his squeaky-voiced, ear-shrivelling protestations to the contrary, Ross Geller is not fine. He's the furthest from fine you could ever possibly be. He's a toxic, whiny, slut-shaming wazzock with a huge victim mentality. And guess what, Ross? You weren't on a break.
How can someone with such terrible hair cheat on both Joey AND Chandler?
39. Frank Buffay, Jr
He once got arrested for stealing birds' eggs. However you spin it, you can't make that look good.
Minsk can have him.
37. Nora Tyler Bing
She has great hair, but she also fancied Ross. Proof, if any, that you can't have it all.
36. Barry Farber
He's a total cheating scumbag, but gains points for being an orthodontist. You never know when you might need some orthodentia.
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35. Susan Bunch
She tried to give Ross' son her own surname, which would be unforgivable even if her surname wasn't Bunch.
34. Jill Green
If she was your friend on Facebook, she'd totally post Marilyn Monroe quotes as statuses.
33. Carol Willick
A lesbian shape-shifter. A truly deadly combination.
32. Monica Geller
Hey Monica, go out and get some chill, would you? Because you ain't got none.
31. Emily Waltham
She looks like a French teacher and she told her husband to stop talking to his female friend. Life's two biggest sins.
30. Ursula Buffay
Totally morally bankrupt. We're into it.
29. Mr Zelner
He calls Ross "Ron". YAAASS QUEEN.
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28. Judy Geller
She birthed Monica and Ross, which is terrible, but at least she has the decency to regret it.
27. Phoebe Buffay
Ask around and find someone whose favourite character is Phoebe. Take a good hard look at them. They're the kind of person that laughs after every single sentence, aren't they? They're the kind of person who owns at least one, but most likely multiple, items of Minions merchandise. They share articles without reading past the headline first. They get stupidly excited about Secret Menus, but then get too shy to actually ask the Starbucks barista for anything different. They frequently don't detect sarcasm.
The kind of person who loves Phoebe Buffay isn't worth knowing, and ergo, neither is she.
26. Jack Geller
25. Dr Leonard Green
Rich dad goals.
24. Mr Heckles
You know when they made that ill-fated spinoff Joey? Yeah, well it should have been called Mr Heckles. (And been about Mr Heckles, in case you didn't get that.)
23. Mark Robinson
His greatest crime was wanting to bang Rachel, and no one here is innocent of that.
22. Joey Tribbiani
Sure, he's funny and nice and all, but he has the IQ of Brendan Dassey's water bottle.
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Total crap weasel. But a sexy one.
20. Amy Green
Her greatest ambition is to be a baby stylist. How can anyone argue with that?
SHE'S ADORABLE. Thank God she got far, far away from Central Perk and all the cretins within.
18. Dr Richard Burke
Honestly, we would.
Her boss died and she was really happy about it. We see no character flaws here.
16. Pete Becker
HE LITERALLY BUYS MONICA A RESTAURANT. HE FLIES HER TO ROME FOR DINNER. SHE DUMPS HIM WHILST HIS ENTIRE BODY IS IN A CAST. HE'S THE REAL VICTIM HERE.
15. Janine LaCroix
She hates Monica because she is too loud. She is the lone voice of common sense in a world of darkness.
14. Tag Jones
He bought Rachel a kickass scooter and then she dumps him. Clearly the least realistic story line in Friends history.
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Like Ross, but around less, which is nice.
12. Elizabeth Stevens
Although all we know about her is that she likes water balloon fights, this still makes her better than 70% of the other characters.
11. Charlie Wheeler
Doens't laugh at the phrase homo erectus. An inspiration for us all.
She gave Monica and Chandler her twin babies. And hopefully came back for them later.
9. Janice Litman Goralnik
When you really stop and think about it, what's wrong with Janice? She's a bit loud, sure, and does she really have to do that with her hair? But honestly, she's better than Yemen.
8. Rachel Green
A great character, no doubt, but she should probably invest in a bra.
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7. Mike Hannigan
Good old Crap Bag.
6. Estelle Leonard
Her clients include a pyramid of dogs and a man who eats paper. Life. Goals.
Sure, he shot a bird, but he looks great in suspenders.
4. Chandler Bing
He's hopeless. He's awkward. He's desperate for love. He's perfect.
3. Ugly Naked Guy
The only character in all ten series that we could stand being friends with.
His shirts, his ties, his sparkling eyes - Gunther, you we idolise.
A desperate, horny beast with a penchant for lying in his own filth and humping things, Marcel is no different from the other Friends. Except he's cuter.
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