FriendsFest is almost here and in the meantime, we've built a Friends theme park just for you. The 'Joey Doesn't Share Food Court' would sell specialties like The Moistmaker, Rachel's trifle, Monica's jam, Little Drops Of Heaven, and floor cheesecake.
The 'We Were On A Break' rollercoaster, much like Ross and Rachel's relationship, would first go smooth, then do a few crazy somersaults, then smooth, repeating until someone gave up the opportunity of a lifetime to be with a misogynist.
There would also be a gift shop, where you could buy souvenirs like your own miniature Gladys, the world's greatest poking device, or the famous peephole frame.
The Unagi hunted house would have you screaming in no time. Instead of zombies and serial killers, there would be dozens of actors dressed as Ross jumping out on you from all directions yelling 'UNAGIIII'. Terrifying.
A 4D cinema would welcome big Gunther fans, playing mash ups of ALL his sassiest one-liners . It would play extended versions of Friends episodes and never-before seen blooper reels, then James Michael Tyler would bring you some coffee and a muffin.
There would also be a video game arcade, with classic games like Mario Bros. or Space Invaders, Friends-ified. Turning the tables on Joey, Pac-Man would try to eat *him* for a change.
The 'Smelly Cat Adventure' would offer an escape room experience. Locked in a room with a stinky cat and Phoebe's hit song playing, you'd have 45 minutes to find your way into an alleyway. You'd finally discover what they were feeding him, too.
There'd be a Central Perk replica, serving bowls of coffee to the tune of terrible buskers, with ever-changing artwork and a 'reserved' sign on the table, just for you.
We can just see it now - you and your Friends, wandering around in bridal dresses and 'Frankie Says Relax' t-shirts, eating turkey sandwiches with moist-makers and baskets of mini muffins. Sounds dreamy, right? Sounds like FriendsFest, actually.
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