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Little Girl Sets Butterfly Free, Immediately Regrets It Because Nature's A Dick

Wednesday, August 3, 2016 - 10:18

If there's one piece of irrefutable evidence to show that Disney movies are fucking up kids, it's the simple fact that most children think nature's a wonderful, harmonius, lovely and not-at-all-brutal thing. I can remember watching The Lion King as a boy and thinking, "wow, I wish I had a pet lion, they seem so cool!"

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Thankfully, everyone's favourite grandpa David Attenborough set the record straight, and showed me and millions of others that the only thing a lion would think was cool about me was how my face tasted.

And today, another young one gets to learn that the animal kingdom's not all it's cracked up to be... butterfly style!

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Having caught some adorable flutterbees in her net, this little girl just wants her lovely, delicate prisoners to go home, and "go to [their] babies". Mother nature had another idea.

That'll teach you for thinking the universe was anything other than chaotic neutral.

Related: 33 Disturbing Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Disney

33 Disturbing Disney Facts You Probably Didn't Know About

In the original version of The Little Mermaid, the bishop who marries Ariel and Prince Eric has a hard-on. After complaints from parents, a second version of the film was been released - with the sexual content removed, obvs.

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All Disneyland employees must wear company-issued underwear while at work in case their undergarments happen to show from under their costumes or uniforms.

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Disney's film South of the South is so racist and controversial it was never released on home video.

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There's a very quick, full-frontal shot of Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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Apparently during one of the scenes in Aladdin, the young carpet-flying boy says "Good teenagers take off their clothes." Disney claims it's actually "Good kitty, take off and go," but we obviously know better.

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The Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland has real human bones on display.

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The stars in one of the Lion King scenes spell 'SEX'. It was a little joke added by the special effects team - it actually says 'SFX', but clearly someone's handwriting was not on point and the whole thing backfired.

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101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are among the only animated Disney films where both parents are present and don’t die.

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There are vents on Main Street in Disneyland that pipe artificial vanilla scents into the air to trick people into being happy.

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A hyena biologist sued Disney for portraying hyenas as villains in The Lion King.

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The names of the main characters in Frozen sound out the name of the author of the original story the movie is based on. Hans, Kristoff, Anna, Sven = Hans Christian Andersen. You have to admit, that's a bit creepy.

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Walt Disney didn't allow women to be animators, claiming: “women do not do creative work". Alright, mate. Piss off.

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Speaking of which, Frozen is the first animated Disney film directed by a woman.

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If the events of Finding Nemo actually happened, and Nemo’s mother and siblings got eaten, Nemo’s father would have developed female sex organs and bred with Nemo. Just sayin’.

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Also, Finding Nemo harmed the clownfish population big time as people started buying tons of pet clownfish after seeing the movie

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Andy didn’t have a dad in Toy Story because human characters were expensive and difficult to animate. Soz, Andy.

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The pavement between the different worlds at Disneyland changes so that you get startled, look up and marvel Walt Disney's creations.

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Fa Ping, the name Mulan uses while disguised as a man, is a pun on the Chinese term for 'eye candy.'

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Russell from Up is based on a Pixar employee. He doesn't look too happy about that.

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Daveigh Chase, the voice actress who played Lilo in Lilo & Stitch, also played the girl in The Ring.

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The Toy Story actors at Disneyland used to drop dead when you yelled “Andy’s coming!” After it spread on Reddit and the actors couldn't keep up with the constant falling down and standing up, they were instructed to simply reply: "Andy's off to college."

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In an early draft of the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? script, Judge Doom was revealed to be the hunter who shot and killed Bambi’s mother.

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When you read the story carefully, technically it was alcohol and the resulting hallucinations that unlocked Dumbo’s flying potential.

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Over 50 children were hospitalised with salmonella after the release of The Princess and the Frog - they all tried to kiss a frog IRL, obviously.

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The statue of Cinderella you can find at every Disneyland theme park looks sad to adults, but from the point of a child is happily smiling.

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After the first Disneyland opened in 1955 in Anaheim, California, the arcade used real ammunition for about a year.

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The original Disneyland also briefly had a lingerie store called The Wizard of Bras.

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There's an unintentional penis on the original VHS copy of The Little Mermaid.

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In 1999, Disney announced a recall of the home video version of their 1977 animated feature The Rescuers because it contained several pictures of naked women.

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Toy Story is heavily influenced by Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.

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Disney won an Oscar for a short animated film about Donald Duck becoming a Nazi.

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The The Three Little Pigs Disney film from 1933 shows the big bad wolf dressed up as a Jew - because apparently Jewish people are scary, evil, and bad. Wtf Disney?

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And finally, sorry to shit on your parade, but Disney was the product of Walt's boredom and disappointment with life.

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