14 Students Being Total Smartasses
There comes a time during school when we realise that this 'education' thing is all a sham, and that we're more intelligent than 98% of the rest of our class. Funny that.
And the best way to remedy the situation? The world's tiniest rebellion; answering test questions with ironic, clever or 'random' answers (remember when 'random' was the definiton of cool? Yeah. We all did that.)
Here is a selection of the most face-palm-worthy, thoughtful and slightly-impressed-wince-inducing answers written down by students.
1. The Einstein
Ah, oh. Yep, uhuh, got it. Yeah. We see what you did there.
2. The kid who told the story of Caesar like it is
To be fair, they're not wrong. Following Gretchen Wieners' great legacy, perhaps.
3. The one who gave musical instruments the names they were destined for all along
In hindsight, 'saxophone' is the ridiculous name out of the two.
4. The one who thought he'd give another religion a go
Life is all about trial and error.
5. The kid who learned the magic of flattery
They're the CEO of some tech company now.
6. The one who revealed a truer ending
The original Grimm's classics were down to earth.
7. The one that ain't done much healing
At least they can say that they tried.
8. The space herpes one
Look at that anatomical drawing, though.
9. The one who learned the man dolphin from an early age
Most of us only get the hang of the man dolphin at university. Impressive.
10. The your mum
Plot twist: Teacher's family is a selection of hypotenuse triangles.
11. The kid whose whale is blocking the answer
12. The relateable one
Looks like this kid was in the same biology class as us.
13. The banana car
What an unconventional question for the teacher to set.
14. The nine-point cake
We told them The Great British Bake Off would change the education sector forever.
Someone give these kids a cookie, or something.
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