The Top 20 Christmas Cracker Jokes Of 2016
It's Christmas, and you know what that means: Christmas crackers. Funny little hats, terrible jokes.
The only problem is, you've heard most of the terrible jokes already. You need new ones. Fortunately, the folks at UKTV held a competition to get some fresh material in from the hilarious public. And now, by popular vote, they have the top 20!
Even better, we've gone to the trouble of illustrating them all for you. Please enjoy, and Merry Christmas!
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Warner Bros.1 of 32
Revolution Studios2 of 32
New Line Cinema3 of 32
20th Century Fox4 of 32
Walt Disney Pictures5 of 32
Warner Bros.6 of 32
Inferno Distribution7 of 32
Warner Bros.8 of 32
Paramount9 of 32
Walt Disney Pictures10 of 32
Warner Bros.11 of 32
Universal12 of 32
Columbia13 of 32
Castle Rock Entertainment14 of 32
Walt Disney Pictures15 of 32
Warner Bros.16 of 32
20th Century Fox17 of 32
Paramount18 of 32
Touchstone Pictures19 of 32
Universal20 of 32
Walt Disney Pictures21 of 32
Walt Disney Pictures22 of 32
Liberty Films23 of 32
Universal24 of 32
20th Century Fox25 of 32
20th Century Fox26 of 32
Paramount27 of 32
20th Century Fox28 of 32
Sony Pictures29 of 32
New Line Cinema30 of 32
20th Century Fox31 of 32
20th Century Fox32 of 32
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