Could You Live In The House Where Lily & James Potter Were Murdered?
Ever wished you could eat, sleep and poop in the VERY spot unimaginable wizarding death, dueling and destruction took place? 'Course you do!
You're in luck, Muggles, because the ACTUAL house where Voldemort almost killed Harry Potter is up for sale - for just under a £1m.
We can *so* imagine ourselves settling in here with a cup of frothy Butterbeer, stroking the cat...
Four poster beds JUST LIKE AT HOGWARTS, TOO!
This is all a bit much, I can't breathe.
£1m *might* be too many Sickles and Knuts to comprehend, but if we can open our imaginations to say, um, the entire fictional world of Harry Potter, we reckon we can stretch to imaginary-buying-his-house, too.
The listing reads: "In more recent years, this historically important house has been featured in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Forming part of Godric's Hollow, De Vere House can be seen opposite a fictional graveyard with a Christmas tree in the window, with lights on and music emanating."
Ahh, doesn't it just make your heart sing? 'Til a Dark Lord turns up and y'know, ruins your life forever...
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