The Definitive Ranking Of Every Major Harry Potter Death, According To How Devastated We Were After
34. Harry Potter
He didn’t really die, did he? Can’t do anything right.
33. Lavender Brown
We’re not saying we’re happy she’s gone, but we also won’t miss her much.
32. Gellert Grindelwald
An evel bugger. Good riddance.
31. Peter Pettigrew
That little double-faced rat. Cya.
30. Gregorovitch
A wand couldn’t save him, poor lad.
29. The Basilisk
Frankly, we’re happy he’s dead. He scared the living shit out of us.
28. Nearly Headless Nick
He ran into my axe. He ran into my axe forty-five times.
27. Prof. Quirrell
A coward, to be honest.
26. Cedric Diggory
Yes, he died a tragic death. But does anyone really feel strongly about Edward?
25. Aragog
He was helpful and Hagrid loved him, but we can’t fully get over the creepiness.
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24. Barty Crouch Sr.
He might not have been the sharpest tool in the shed, but he did not deserve to die. Especially that the killer was his own son.
23. Crab
He wasn’t that smart now, was he? Still, RIP.
22. The Bloody Baron
Died by suicide, heartbroken. Poor lad.
21. Bathilda Bagshot
All she wanted was for people to pay a little bit more attention to history, bless her soul.
20. Moaning Myrtle
All she wanted to do is have a little cry in the bathroom. Was she annoying? YES. But c’mon!
19. Colin Creevey
Let’s raise our wands in memory of Harry’s biggest fan.
18. Nagini
You have to admit, having a giant snake you can talk to as a pet is pretty badass. She will be somehow missed for that reason alone.
17. Snape
Always.
16. James Potter
Tragic death, sure. But unlike Lily, James didn’t do much to protect Harry. Plus, he was a bit of a tosser when he was young.
15. Ariana Dumbledore
Was she an Obscurial?
14. Charity Burbage
All she wanted was for Muggles and wizards to get along.
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13. Rufus Scrimgeour
He died refusing to sell Harry out, but he was a pretty shitty Minister of Magic, so…
12. Lord Voldemort
Don’t get us wrong, we were just as happy to see him gone as you were, but it was a significant death nonetheless.
11. Albus Dumbledore
He would have died anyway, but his sacrifice was admirable.
10. Moody
Probably one of the greatest and most under-appreciated wizards in history.
9. Nicolas Flamel
He gave up eternal living in the name of the greater good. What a chap.
8. Lupin
A moment of silence for the best Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher.
7. Lily Potter
What a woman. No one loved more than her.
6. Tonks
A good soul, taken from us far too early.
5. Fred Weasley
Just as he was about to reconcile with Percy… Ugh.
4. Sirius Black
He was the closest thing to family Harry ever got. NOT. FAIR.
3. Hedwig
What did she ever do to anyone? Except being absolutely fantastic?
2. Bellatrix Lestrange
She was bad, she was damaged, but “NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH.” Probably the best death in the books (and in the films).
1. Dobby
At least he died a free elf. But let’s not talk about it, ok?
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