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The Definitive Ranking Of Every Major Harry Potter Death, According To How Devastated We Were After

Lupin: a moment of silence for the best Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher.
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Tuesday, July 18, 2017 - 11:33

34. Harry Potter

He didn’t really die, did he? Can’t do anything right.

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33. Lavender Brown

We’re not saying we’re happy she’s gone, but we also won’t miss her much.

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32. Gellert Grindelwald

An evel bugger. Good riddance.

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31. Peter Pettigrew

That little double-faced rat. Cya.

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30. Gregorovitch

A wand couldn’t save him, poor lad.

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29. The Basilisk

Frankly, we’re happy he’s dead. He scared the living shit out of us.

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28. Nearly Headless Nick

He ran into my axe. He ran into my axe forty-five times.

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27. Prof. Quirrell

A coward, to be honest.

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26. Cedric Diggory

Yes, he died a tragic death. But does anyone really feel strongly about Edward?

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25. Aragog

He was helpful and Hagrid loved him, but we can’t fully get over the creepiness.

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24. Barty Crouch Sr.

He might not have been the sharpest tool in the shed, but he did not deserve to die. Especially that the killer was his own son.

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23. Crab

He wasn’t that smart now, was he? Still, RIP.

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22. The Bloody Baron

Died by suicide, heartbroken. Poor lad.

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21. Bathilda Bagshot

All she wanted was for people to pay a little bit more attention to history, bless her soul.

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20. Moaning Myrtle

All she wanted to do is have a little cry in the bathroom. Was she annoying? YES. But c’mon!

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19. Colin Creevey

Let’s raise our wands in memory of Harry’s biggest fan.

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18. Nagini

You have to admit, having a giant snake you can talk to as a pet is pretty badass. She will be somehow missed for that reason alone.

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17. Snape

Always. 

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16. James Potter

Tragic death, sure. But unlike Lily, James didn’t do much to protect Harry. Plus, he was a bit of a tosser when he was young.

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15. Ariana Dumbledore

Was she an Obscurial?

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14. Charity Burbage

All she wanted was for Muggles and wizards to get along.

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13. Rufus Scrimgeour

He died refusing to sell Harry out, but he was a pretty shitty Minister of Magic, so…

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12. Lord Voldemort

Don’t get us wrong, we were just as happy to see him gone as you were, but it was a significant death nonetheless.

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11. Albus Dumbledore

He would have died anyway, but his sacrifice was admirable.

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10. Moody

Probably one of the greatest and most under-appreciated wizards in history.

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9. Nicolas Flamel

He gave up eternal living in the name of the greater good. What a chap.

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8. Lupin

A moment of silence for the best Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher.

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7. Lily Potter

What a woman. No one loved more than her.

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6. Tonks

A good soul, taken from us far too early.

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5. Fred Weasley

Just as he was about to reconcile with Percy… Ugh.

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4. Sirius Black

He was the closest thing to family Harry ever got. NOT. FAIR.

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3. Hedwig

What did she ever do to anyone? Except being absolutely fantastic?

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2. Bellatrix Lestrange

She was bad, she was damaged, but “NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH.” Probably the best death in the books (and in the films).

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1. Dobby

At least he died a free elf. But let’s not talk about it, ok?

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  • Obviously the Wizarding World is amazing and mesmerising and all that, but sometimes it can be a bit intense. Here are 17 times people on tumblr took the edge off...
    rebekhaleesi
    1 of 17
  • #NeverForget.
    hollandrodsen
    2 of 17
  • O.M.G.
    diagon-alli
    3 of 17
  • You have your mother's e... never mind.
    lestranges
    4 of 17
  • Those prices are RIDDIKULUS.
    allantruong
    5 of 17
  • OH SHIT.
    teamrocketing
    6 of 17
  • Dumbledore is the worst fucking troll.
    laughter-through-the-cloud
    7 of 17
  • We saw worse things in secondary school tbh.
    lesliebensgone
    8 of 17
  • Logic is for muggles.
    pottergerms
    9 of 17
  • He is a fucking idiot, TBF.
    casisinlovewithdean
    10 of 17
  • Dead.
    the-real-jt
    11 of 17
  • Thanks, France. Thrance.
    bogdanseyebrows
    12 of 17
  • Hnghhhhhhh.
    spudsexuall
    13 of 17
  • WTF were they thinking?
    jamespotterphd
    14 of 17
  • Accurate, relatable, just damn good #content tbh.
    ttonks
    15 of 17
  • #GrowingUp.
    hybridmurderbirds
    16 of 17
  • A story in two acts.
    swallowthemoon
    17 of 17

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